Ronald Rump 🇨🇦
@therealronaldrump.bsky.social
I’m making America Grate again! I’m the most bigly loved person in the world. Lots of people tell me that. I don’t know if it’s true. But it’s many people that tell me. Like Mr. Rump your you’re the smrtest people I know. It’s a beautiful thing.
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Although this is suppose to be a humorous parody account. Make no mistake Donald Trump is both a danger to US national security and the world. And must be stopped.
Non parody,
Amazing how many MAGA accounts are on here now after the Espstein files fiasco. If you’re defending a child f*cker. Then you’re a child f*cker too. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Amazing how many MAGA accounts are on here now after the Espstein files fiasco. If you’re defending a child f*cker. Then you’re a child f*cker too. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Non parody,
Amazing how many MAGA accounts are on here now after the Espstein files fiasco. If you’re defending a child f*cker. Then you’re a child f*cker too. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Amazing how many MAGA accounts are on here now after the Espstein files fiasco. If you’re defending a child f*cker. Then you’re a child f*cker too. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Non parody….
Dear fellow Canadian friends. Please apply for your PAL licenses. And get the required firearms training. In the section that asks you why you’re applying. Write that you fear invasion from our neighbors to the south and the want to protect yourself and your loved ones.
Dear fellow Canadian friends. Please apply for your PAL licenses. And get the required firearms training. In the section that asks you why you’re applying. Write that you fear invasion from our neighbors to the south and the want to protect yourself and your loved ones.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Non parody….
Dear fellow Canadian friends. Please apply for your PAL licenses. And get the required firearms training. In the section that asks you why you’re applying. Write that you fear invasion from our neighbors to the south and the want to protect yourself and your loved ones.
Dear fellow Canadian friends. Please apply for your PAL licenses. And get the required firearms training. In the section that asks you why you’re applying. Write that you fear invasion from our neighbors to the south and the want to protect yourself and your loved ones.
I decree myself king of the country of Europe.
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I decree myself king of the country of Europe.
Giving the biggest terrorist in the world a peace prize is a good reason to boycott all FIFA games.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Giving the biggest terrorist in the world a peace prize is a good reason to boycott all FIFA games.
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Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
He is a terrorist.
His supporters are terrorists.
We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Donald J Trump is a terrorist. And the sooner the American people deal with him the better for everyone.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Donald J Trump is a terrorist. And the sooner the American people deal with him the better for everyone.
My cat today waiting for Trump to say something intelligent. She’s been like this for a while now.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My cat today waiting for Trump to say something intelligent. She’s been like this for a while now.
Donald Trump is treating Ukraine like he treats his rape victims. Donald Trump is a vile sack of shit.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Donald Trump is treating Ukraine like he treats his rape victims. Donald Trump is a vile sack of shit.
Americas pedophile terrorist President must be removed by any means necessary.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Americas pedophile terrorist President must be removed by any means necessary.
If the horribly MANAGED UK. WoN’t share intelligence with Rump and the USA about the very illegal fishing boats in the Carrybean giving drugs to dolphins. I’ll put a %100 tariff on bangers and mash.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If the horribly MANAGED UK. WoN’t share intelligence with Rump and the USA about the very illegal fishing boats in the Carrybean giving drugs to dolphins. I’ll put a %100 tariff on bangers and mash.
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Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around
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This is no longer a movie but reality.
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This is no longer a movie but reality.
To all the cities and countries doing the No Kings protests today. I salute you 🫡.
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
To all the cities and countries doing the No Kings protests today. I salute you 🫡.
MAGA PROPAGANDA ACCOUNT. TARGETING USA AND CANADA.
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
MAGA PROPAGANDA ACCOUNT. TARGETING USA AND CANADA.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We are now getting very close to him committing Treason. Saying that you are going to end rule of law in America if a judge does not rule your way is a threat against the U.S. as serious as any foreign incursion—and indeed would be considerably more ruinous to the nation he swore an oath to protect.
Trump "We have an Insurrection Act for a reason. If I had to enact it, I'd to that ... if courts were holding us up or governors or mayors were holding us up, sure, I'd do that."
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We are now getting very close to him committing Treason. Saying that you are going to end rule of law in America if a judge does not rule your way is a threat against the U.S. as serious as any foreign incursion—and indeed would be considerably more ruinous to the nation he swore an oath to protect.
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and the US military should treat him as such.
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and the US military should treat him as such.
Tylenol causes autism like social media causes smart people.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tylenol causes autism like social media causes smart people.
If you’re struggling to pronounce acetaminophen, think of it like this
Minophen is pronounced like minnow fin.
Aceta is pronounced Ah-see-tah. Like ah see tah Epstein files still haven’t been released
-I totally didn’t steal this from someone on Facebook. Because I know so many words.
Minophen is pronounced like minnow fin.
Aceta is pronounced Ah-see-tah. Like ah see tah Epstein files still haven’t been released
-I totally didn’t steal this from someone on Facebook. Because I know so many words.
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you’re struggling to pronounce acetaminophen, think of it like this
Minophen is pronounced like minnow fin.
Aceta is pronounced Ah-see-tah. Like ah see tah Epstein files still haven’t been released
-I totally didn’t steal this from someone on Facebook. Because I know so many words.
Minophen is pronounced like minnow fin.
Aceta is pronounced Ah-see-tah. Like ah see tah Epstein files still haven’t been released
-I totally didn’t steal this from someone on Facebook. Because I know so many words.
I couldn’t join the Disney boycott because I don’t watch much TV nor do I subscribe to Disney+. But thank you to all that took action against tyranny. Welcome back @jimmykimmel.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I couldn’t join the Disney boycott because I don’t watch much TV nor do I subscribe to Disney+. But thank you to all that took action against tyranny. Welcome back @jimmykimmel.com
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Antifa and Leftists aren’t the issue
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Antifa and Leftists aren’t the issue
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I joined the streaming “cancel culture” yesterday.
👋 Disney 🖕
👋 Hulu 🖕
👋 Paramount 🖕
👋 Disney 🖕
👋 Hulu 🖕
👋 Paramount 🖕
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I joined the streaming “cancel culture” yesterday.
👋 Disney 🖕
👋 Hulu 🖕
👋 Paramount 🖕
👋 Disney 🖕
👋 Hulu 🖕
👋 Paramount 🖕
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Best meme Ive seen.
Wish I had that meme making talent.
Wish I had that meme making talent.
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Best meme Ive seen.
Wish I had that meme making talent.
Wish I had that meme making talent.