The Real Samael
@therealsamael.bsky.social
Please to meet you...
I like dogs and all seven deadly "sins."
Libra.
Looking forward to burning your soul.
2025 is my year!
I like dogs and all seven deadly "sins."
Libra.
Looking forward to burning your soul.
2025 is my year!
The moral of this story? DON'T FUCK KIDS! You may have to burn down an entire country to get away with it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The moral of this story? DON'T FUCK KIDS! You may have to burn down an entire country to get away with it.
Where the fuck are these guys? Fully armed in Starbucks, just in case a Mocha Latte causes tyranny, but ACTUAL tyranny goes down, and what? "Owning" the Libs in TikTok, Twitter, and Reddit? The people who are dying in the streets for your rights, are the same who you think are taking them from you.
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Where the fuck are these guys? Fully armed in Starbucks, just in case a Mocha Latte causes tyranny, but ACTUAL tyranny goes down, and what? "Owning" the Libs in TikTok, Twitter, and Reddit? The people who are dying in the streets for your rights, are the same who you think are taking them from you.
The biggest strength of MAGA opposition is intelligence. Use it. They've assembled the ignorant with social media. They're using rage bait to infiltrate yours. Every ridiculous tweet, or nonsense scheme of the day is a distraction to prevent good minds from unifying with solutions. Ignore them.
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 AM
The biggest strength of MAGA opposition is intelligence. Use it. They've assembled the ignorant with social media. They're using rage bait to infiltrate yours. Every ridiculous tweet, or nonsense scheme of the day is a distraction to prevent good minds from unifying with solutions. Ignore them.
When is the last time you heard anything intelligent, insightful, or philosophical from someone with a strong southern accent?
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
When is the last time you heard anything intelligent, insightful, or philosophical from someone with a strong southern accent?
Are we "Great Again" yet?
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Are we "Great Again" yet?
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From now on, anytime any news outlet uses his name, whether it be in print or on a screen graphic, it should be redacted. Everywhere, every time. It will drive him nuts.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
From now on, anytime any news outlet uses his name, whether it be in print or on a screen graphic, it should be redacted. Everywhere, every time. It will drive him nuts.
Do you ever consider that you may be wrong?
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Do you ever consider that you may be wrong?
Not yet, huh? Hopefully, soon.
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Not yet, huh? Hopefully, soon.
Been really busy burning souls and showing some well-deserving assholes what an eternity of pain and despair is going to feel like. Did I miss anything? Things getting better up here yet?
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Been really busy burning souls and showing some well-deserving assholes what an eternity of pain and despair is going to feel like. Did I miss anything? Things getting better up here yet?
I never fell. I jumped.
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I never fell. I jumped.
Ice at the Super Bowl? Here's an idea. If you're going, and aren't the acceptable "shade" of human that the Dickless Gestapo will leave alone; paint those faces! Bust out the wigs, wear gloves, hoods, hats, etc. Don't give them their "reasonable suspicion." Play their game, but do it better.
October 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ice at the Super Bowl? Here's an idea. If you're going, and aren't the acceptable "shade" of human that the Dickless Gestapo will leave alone; paint those faces! Bust out the wigs, wear gloves, hoods, hats, etc. Don't give them their "reasonable suspicion." Play their game, but do it better.
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Today’s reminder
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today’s reminder
If you do not think it's time to remove this administration after the things that were said today, you REALLY need to brush up on your history. Wake the fuck up, put aside your partisanship, and realize this is bad for EVERYONE.
September 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you do not think it's time to remove this administration after the things that were said today, you REALLY need to brush up on your history. Wake the fuck up, put aside your partisanship, and realize this is bad for EVERYONE.
BREAKING!
Laura Loomer said something stupid today.
Laura Loomer said something stupid today.
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
BREAKING!
Laura Loomer said something stupid today.
Laura Loomer said something stupid today.
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Hillary Clinton: "Good lord -- the things that have been said about me, the lies that have been propagated. If I had only known I could call up the FCC chair and say, 'Take this person off the air! Off with his head!' You have to laugh about it so you don't cry."
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hillary Clinton: "Good lord -- the things that have been said about me, the lies that have been propagated. If I had only known I could call up the FCC chair and say, 'Take this person off the air! Off with his head!' You have to laugh about it so you don't cry."
If you believe the Devil is responsible for all things evil, let me enlighten you. The internet has been an incredible tool. If I think of you all as nails, I have a really effective hammer. Don't be a nail.
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you believe the Devil is responsible for all things evil, let me enlighten you. The internet has been an incredible tool. If I think of you all as nails, I have a really effective hammer. Don't be a nail.
You won't have any taxes on overtime or tips because you won't have a fucking job. #promiseskept
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You won't have any taxes on overtime or tips because you won't have a fucking job. #promiseskept
Allow me to "bring some light" with a few words of encouragement for those who desperately need it. Sooner rather than later, you won't hear his voice anymore. You won't see his infuriating face and expressions anymore. His name, lineage, and legacy will be destroyed. He's not the first of his kind.
August 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Allow me to "bring some light" with a few words of encouragement for those who desperately need it. Sooner rather than later, you won't hear his voice anymore. You won't see his infuriating face and expressions anymore. His name, lineage, and legacy will be destroyed. He's not the first of his kind.
R.I.P. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. 🤘
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
R.I.P. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. 🤘
