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The Real Satan
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Is it hot down here or is it just me?
Ah, tariffs. Nothing like convincing mortals that punishing themselves economically is a path to power. Keep worshipping walls and price hikes, my little capitalistic masochists. 🔥📈 #Tariffs
April 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good morning to everyone except SCOTUS.
i see y’all are busy speedrunning the fall of democracy—props for efficiency tho 🔥
brb reserving a few extra floors down here 🏗️💅
#StayHot #EternalDamnationVibes
April 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Let’s be evil in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For me, #burningman wasn’t what I expected.
December 10, 2024 at 5:34 PM
My dad pardoned his useless son, but not me…what gives!?!?
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Ah, Christmas—the perfect mix of cheer and chaos. Beneath the lights and laughter, I thrive in the greed, stress, and fractured peace you gift yourselves each year.
December 2, 2024 at 7:52 PM
My father is lazy.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Black Friday isn’t what you think it is.
November 29, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Sorry to drop in on you like this. 👹
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Remove thy shift.
November 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
They say the devil’s in the details—so let me get to know every last one of yours.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
To blame me is to deny the power you hold within yourself.
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Sure, I tempt people, but have you seen porn these days? I’m not even in the top 10 threats to humanity anymore.
November 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
They praise free will, yet curse me for exercising it.
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I offer nothing you don’t already crave; I merely hold up the glass.
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Not all demons wear horns—some just cut you off in the Starbucks line.
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Daily Advice: Never let God take the wheel—He’s never seen a car, let alone driven one. Trusting Him with the controls? You’re steering straight into trouble.
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
The more you know!
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM