The Real Satan
@therealsatan.bsky.social
Is it hot down here or is it just me?
Ah, tariffs. Nothing like convincing mortals that punishing themselves economically is a path to power. Keep worshipping walls and price hikes, my little capitalistic masochists. 🔥📈 #Tariffs
April 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ah, tariffs. Nothing like convincing mortals that punishing themselves economically is a path to power. Keep worshipping walls and price hikes, my little capitalistic masochists. 🔥📈 #Tariffs
Good morning to everyone except SCOTUS.
i see y’all are busy speedrunning the fall of democracy—props for efficiency tho 🔥
brb reserving a few extra floors down here 🏗️💅
#StayHot #EternalDamnationVibes
i see y’all are busy speedrunning the fall of democracy—props for efficiency tho 🔥
brb reserving a few extra floors down here 🏗️💅
#StayHot #EternalDamnationVibes
April 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Good morning to everyone except SCOTUS.
i see y’all are busy speedrunning the fall of democracy—props for efficiency tho 🔥
brb reserving a few extra floors down here 🏗️💅
#StayHot #EternalDamnationVibes
i see y’all are busy speedrunning the fall of democracy—props for efficiency tho 🔥
brb reserving a few extra floors down here 🏗️💅
#StayHot #EternalDamnationVibes
Let’s be evil in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Let’s be evil in 2025!
For me, #burningman wasn’t what I expected.
December 10, 2024 at 5:34 PM
For me, #burningman wasn’t what I expected.
My dad pardoned his useless son, but not me…what gives!?!?
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 AM
My dad pardoned his useless son, but not me…what gives!?!?
Ah, Christmas—the perfect mix of cheer and chaos. Beneath the lights and laughter, I thrive in the greed, stress, and fractured peace you gift yourselves each year.
December 2, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Ah, Christmas—the perfect mix of cheer and chaos. Beneath the lights and laughter, I thrive in the greed, stress, and fractured peace you gift yourselves each year.
My father is lazy.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
My father is lazy.
Black Friday isn’t what you think it is.
November 29, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Black Friday isn’t what you think it is.
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Sorry to drop in on you like this. 👹
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Sorry to drop in on you like this. 👹
Remove thy shift.
November 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Remove thy shift.
They say the devil’s in the details—so let me get to know every last one of yours.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
They say the devil’s in the details—so let me get to know every last one of yours.
To blame me is to deny the power you hold within yourself.
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
To blame me is to deny the power you hold within yourself.
Sure, I tempt people, but have you seen porn these days? I’m not even in the top 10 threats to humanity anymore.
November 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Sure, I tempt people, but have you seen porn these days? I’m not even in the top 10 threats to humanity anymore.
They praise free will, yet curse me for exercising it.
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
They praise free will, yet curse me for exercising it.
I offer nothing you don’t already crave; I merely hold up the glass.
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I offer nothing you don’t already crave; I merely hold up the glass.
Not all demons wear horns—some just cut you off in the Starbucks line.
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Not all demons wear horns—some just cut you off in the Starbucks line.
Daily Advice: Never let God take the wheel—He’s never seen a car, let alone driven one. Trusting Him with the controls? You’re steering straight into trouble.
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Daily Advice: Never let God take the wheel—He’s never seen a car, let alone driven one. Trusting Him with the controls? You’re steering straight into trouble.
The more you know!
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
The more you know!
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?