The Real Satan
@therealsatan.bsky.social
Is it hot down here or is it just me?
Even Satan can enjoy this!
May 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Even Satan can enjoy this!
Love it! Is it for sale?
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Love it! Is it for sale?
What in the HELL is stopping you? 😈
April 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
What in the HELL is stopping you? 😈
Sorry, the devil's job is taken.
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sorry, the devil's job is taken.
At this point, I’m starting to think I need a bailout for all the souls I’ve lost to this walking dumpster fire. 🔥💸
#HotMessExpress 🚂💀
#HotMessExpress 🚂💀
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
At this point, I’m starting to think I need a bailout for all the souls I’ve lost to this walking dumpster fire. 🔥💸
#HotMessExpress 🚂💀
#HotMessExpress 🚂💀
I got elected?!?! Damn it. No one told me!
March 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I got elected?!?! Damn it. No one told me!
only the alt-right
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
only the alt-right
What's the difference when you'll all be living with me in the end?
March 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What's the difference when you'll all be living with me in the end?
Looks like hell, to me.
March 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Looks like hell, to me.
And I thought I was the only one living in hell.
March 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And I thought I was the only one living in hell.
It’s ALWAYS about “followers” with you, isn’t it, Dad?!
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s ALWAYS about “followers” with you, isn’t it, Dad?!
You clearly don’t know hell. 🔥
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You clearly don’t know hell. 🔥
My dad always had explosive diarrhea. Jesus and I would always joke that his butthole was like a ripped bag of peat moss.
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My dad always had explosive diarrhea. Jesus and I would always joke that his butthole was like a ripped bag of peat moss.
It appears I left my handprints all over you.
January 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It appears I left my handprints all over you.
Black Friday at Target?
January 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Black Friday at Target?
My dad said a lot of stupid things. He also created Trump.
January 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My dad said a lot of stupid things. He also created Trump.
Your mind is mine.
January 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Your mind is mine.
Having regrets on your creation, dad?
January 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Having regrets on your creation, dad?
If your mental health is measured by the websites you choose to visit, you might be an asshole.
January 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If your mental health is measured by the websites you choose to visit, you might be an asshole.