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Oh, wow, the Melania movie was SO bad that they're shutting down the whole Kennedy Center for 2 years (probably the air the place out) after its premiere
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Oh, wow, the Melania movie was SO bad that they're shutting down the whole Kennedy Center for 2 years (probably the air the place out) after its premiere
Gianni Infantino is gonna be busy man making up fake awards for this family for the next 3 years.
#MelaniaMovie #FIFAAcademyAwards
#MelaniaMovie #FIFAAcademyAwards
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Gianni Infantino is gonna be busy man making up fake awards for this family for the next 3 years.
#MelaniaMovie #FIFAAcademyAwards
#MelaniaMovie #FIFAAcademyAwards
Prediction: Melania will be awarded the inaugural FIFA Award in Movie Excellence.
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Prediction: Melania will be awarded the inaugural FIFA Award in Movie Excellence.
Iceland is the new Albania.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Iceland is the new Albania.
Weird way of spelling "he crapped his old man diapers 20 minutes into the 9 hour flight so we had to turn the plane around and bring in the Hazmat team"
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Air Force One returns to Washington area due to minor electrical issue, White House says
President Donald Trump’s plane, Air Force One, has safely returned to Joint Base Andrews about an hour after departing for Switzerland on Tuesday evening.
apnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Weird way of spelling "he crapped his old man diapers 20 minutes into the 9 hour flight so we had to turn the plane around and bring in the Hazmat team"
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump just said a bunch of crazy stuff, and this isn't the craziest one - but fairly easy to dispute.
He claims that the US has 92% of the shoreline of the Gulf of Mexico, while Mexico only has 8% so why should it be the Gulf of Mexico and not Gulf of America.
Does he not have eyes?
He claims that the US has 92% of the shoreline of the Gulf of Mexico, while Mexico only has 8% so why should it be the Gulf of Mexico and not Gulf of America.
Does he not have eyes?
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Trump just said a bunch of crazy stuff, and this isn't the craziest one - but fairly easy to dispute.
He claims that the US has 92% of the shoreline of the Gulf of Mexico, while Mexico only has 8% so why should it be the Gulf of Mexico and not Gulf of America.
Does he not have eyes?
He claims that the US has 92% of the shoreline of the Gulf of Mexico, while Mexico only has 8% so why should it be the Gulf of Mexico and not Gulf of America.
Does he not have eyes?
The man's brain is literally made up of Swiss cheese
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The man's brain is literally made up of Swiss cheese
Joe making Kizzi's tie situation about himself is peak Joe behaviour
#belowdeck #belowdeckmed #belowdeckmediterranean
#belowdeck #belowdeckmed #belowdeckmediterranean
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Joe making Kizzi's tie situation about himself is peak Joe behaviour
#belowdeck #belowdeckmed #belowdeckmediterranean
#belowdeck #belowdeckmed #belowdeckmediterranean
Trump heading to Mar-a-Lago every Friday in the middle of a work day:
a cartoon of a dog and a cat standing next to each other on a tv screen
ALT: a cartoon of a dog and a cat standing next to each other on a tv screen
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Trump heading to Mar-a-Lago every Friday in the middle of a work day:
I mean, it's a meal consisting of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a flour tortilla, and one other thing, Michael. What could it cost? $3?
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I mean, it's a meal consisting of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a flour tortilla, and one other thing, Michael. What could it cost? $3?
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social , I tuned in to watch the World Cup Draw, not two grown men fellating each other on live television...
#FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
#FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social , I tuned in to watch the World Cup Draw, not two grown men fellating each other on live television...
#FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
#FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
The fact that I pay for 10 sports channels between all the TSN and Sportsnet channels in my TV plan but can't watch the MLS playoffs is so weird to me...
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The fact that I pay for 10 sports channels between all the TSN and Sportsnet channels in my TV plan but can't watch the MLS playoffs is so weird to me...
Actual footage of Clay Higgins during the House vote on releasing the #epsteinfiles
nay
YouTube video by oug
youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Actual footage of Clay Higgins during the House vote on releasing the #epsteinfiles
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..)
#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..)
#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers
Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone
Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech:
#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech:
#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting
Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick...
#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick...
#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump
Incredible week for Albania finding out that:
- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan
What a rollercoaster.
- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan
What a rollercoaster.
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Incredible week for Albania finding out that:
- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan
What a rollercoaster.
- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan
What a rollercoaster.
Tonight feels like the night before a snow day...just waiting to hear if classes will be cancelled in the morning
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Tonight feels like the night before a snow day...just waiting to hear if classes will be cancelled in the morning