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It's one of the heavily redacted pages
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's one of the heavily redacted pages
Greenland also doesn't poop its pants in the middle of a press conference
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Greenland also doesn't poop its pants in the middle of a press conference
Oh, wow, the Melania movie stunk SO bad that they're shutting down the whole Kennedy Center for 2 years (probably to air the place out) right after its premiere
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Oh, wow, the Melania movie stunk SO bad that they're shutting down the whole Kennedy Center for 2 years (probably to air the place out) right after its premiere
Of all the reasons to end up in the Epstein Files, this...was not on my bingo card 😂
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Of all the reasons to end up in the Epstein Files, this...was not on my bingo card 😂
🍁 Vancouver hates Melania ❤️
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 AM
🍁 Vancouver hates Melania ❤️
"my poorly trained army of hired goons can't even peacefully eat in a restaurant in between murdering protesters" 😭😭😭
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"my poorly trained army of hired goons can't even peacefully eat in a restaurant in between murdering protesters" 😭😭😭
I think it's a Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit kind of a situation.
You know.
Except it's spelled Holey.
You know.
Except it's spelled Holey.
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think it's a Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit kind of a situation.
You know.
Except it's spelled Holey.
You know.
Except it's spelled Holey.
This is the story of the mouse problem solved by bringing in cats, leading to a cat problem which was solved by bringing in dogs, and then wolves, lion, elephants, and eventually mice again.
So, maybe one day, there will be a scandal so big that they'll release the Epstein files as a distraction.
So, maybe one day, there will be a scandal so big that they'll release the Epstein files as a distraction.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is the story of the mouse problem solved by bringing in cats, leading to a cat problem which was solved by bringing in dogs, and then wolves, lion, elephants, and eventually mice again.
So, maybe one day, there will be a scandal so big that they'll release the Epstein files as a distraction.
So, maybe one day, there will be a scandal so big that they'll release the Epstein files as a distraction.
"avenge meeeeeeee" he tried to say while gurgling doodoo water
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
"avenge meeeeeeee" he tried to say while gurgling doodoo water
I'm not a gun guy, but if you are gonna be a "the 2nd amendment gives people the right to own guns and the only thing that can can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun" kind of guy, don't you accept that the gun people carry with them loaded?
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm not a gun guy, but if you are gonna be a "the 2nd amendment gives people the right to own guns and the only thing that can can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun" kind of guy, don't you accept that the gun people carry with them loaded?
Bingo!
Obviously, the fact that he was a really good guy by all accounts makes this a sadder story but it would have been just as wrong for them to execute him on the street if he can we a bad guy that they had already disarmed and beaten up...
Obviously, the fact that he was a really good guy by all accounts makes this a sadder story but it would have been just as wrong for them to execute him on the street if he can we a bad guy that they had already disarmed and beaten up...
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Bingo!
Obviously, the fact that he was a really good guy by all accounts makes this a sadder story but it would have been just as wrong for them to execute him on the street if he can we a bad guy that they had already disarmed and beaten up...
Obviously, the fact that he was a really good guy by all accounts makes this a sadder story but it would have been just as wrong for them to execute him on the street if he can we a bad guy that they had already disarmed and beaten up...
I'd say what a piece of shit but that would be demeaning to actual literal pieces of shit...
January 25, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I'd say what a piece of shit but that would be demeaning to actual literal pieces of shit...
Never too late...
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Never too late...
That's the face of someone who pooped his old man diapers so hard they had to turn around and change planes 20 minutes into a cross Atlantic flight...
January 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
That's the face of someone who pooped his old man diapers so hard they had to turn around and change planes 20 minutes into a cross Atlantic flight...
If I understand correctly, the details of the deal will be released in two weeks?
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If I understand correctly, the details of the deal will be released in two weeks?
Iceland is the new Albania.
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Iceland is the new Albania.
Iceland is the new Albania.
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Iceland is the new Albania.
Hope and a little wishful thinking is all we've got, Aaron.
Just like when you're a kid and go to bed while crossing your fingers for a snow day.
Hoping we all wake up to an absolute blizzard.
Just like when you're a kid and go to bed while crossing your fingers for a snow day.
Hoping we all wake up to an absolute blizzard.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Hope and a little wishful thinking is all we've got, Aaron.
Just like when you're a kid and go to bed while crossing your fingers for a snow day.
Hoping we all wake up to an absolute blizzard.
Just like when you're a kid and go to bed while crossing your fingers for a snow day.
Hoping we all wake up to an absolute blizzard.
My working theory is someone (could be anyone really) crapped his old man diapers 20 minutes into a 9 hour flight and they had to return home and call in the Hazmat team
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
My working theory is someone (could be anyone really) crapped his old man diapers 20 minutes into a 9 hour flight and they had to return home and call in the Hazmat team