Tyler Ostrowski
@therealtylero.bsky.social
I would really appreciate a hot dog.
If you rate this No Dice, you're a fascist.
The seller of today's Caprice describes part of the car as being in nine out of ten condition. Let's see where we place its price tag in light of that ranking.
At $6,500, Is This 1994 Chevy Caprice Classic Estate A Lumbering Deal? - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If you rate this No Dice, you're a fascist.
If you eat your Oreos raw, I don't trust you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If you eat your Oreos raw, I don't trust you.
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
WE'RE STEALING CAR STEREOS AGAIN
THE 90S ARE BACK BABY
THE 90S ARE BACK BABY
Wow RAM trucks have no security alarm on rear windows, and 4 fasteners hold the 12 inch infotainment in place.
What could possibly go wrong?
#bustedride
$STLA
www.wxyz.com/news/ram-tru...
What could possibly go wrong?
#bustedride
$STLA
www.wxyz.com/news/ram-tru...
Ram trucks targeted in string of break-ins for 12-inch infotainment systems
Thieves are targeting Ram trucks across southeast Michigan in broad daylight, breaking into vehicles to steal their 12-inch infotainment systems, police say.
www.wxyz.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
WE'RE STEALING CAR STEREOS AGAIN
THE 90S ARE BACK BABY
THE 90S ARE BACK BABY
The Kia Sorento has no third row. Do not believe the lies.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Kia Sorento has no third row. Do not believe the lies.
Acting on and writing down my ideas? Oh, no, they look better as fantasies in my head.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Acting on and writing down my ideas? Oh, no, they look better as fantasies in my head.
On a clear day, you will no longer see General Motors.
GM has nice new digs downtown, leaving the last fortress of Detroit empty.
GM Is Telling Everybody Except Marriott To Get Out Of The Renaissance Center In Detroit - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
On a clear day, you will no longer see General Motors.
I can't believe they're doing these ads.
I can't believe it's working on me.
I can't believe it's working on me.
The Car-nu-copia of Sales Event is happening now at King Donny Auto Group!
Speed into savings with up to 30% off of Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on select platforms!
Speed into savings with up to 30% off of Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on select platforms!
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - King Donny Car-Nu-Copia Sales Commercial
YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I can't believe they're doing these ads.
I can't believe it's working on me.
I can't believe it's working on me.
Women love when you eat your juicy burger in the middle seat with your elbows fully out.
Wendy's Steakhouse Double Melt (2007-2007): Creamy Swiss cheese, peppercorn sauce, 3 strips of bacon, sauteed mushrooms, and caramelized onions, all pressed between two burger patties and served on a fluffy "artisan" bun. Part of the limited-time "double melts" line.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Women love when you eat your juicy burger in the middle seat with your elbows fully out.
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Wii Shop Wednesday!
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wii Shop Wednesday!
Just saw the Book of Mormon in a crowd with a mean age of 65.
They loved it!
They loved it!
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just saw the Book of Mormon in a crowd with a mean age of 65.
They loved it!
They loved it!
Was there something important happening today?
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Was there something important happening today?
A great game!
'Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed' was released 13 years ago today in the US.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A great game!
This is total BULLOCKS
Sonic 3 was NOT nominated for best video game adaptation, but the following are:
A Minecraft Movie
Devil May Cry
Splinter Cell Deathwatch
The Last of Us Season Two
Until Dawn
It is likely that the jury forgot about Sonic 3 since it released so early in the eligibility period.
A Minecraft Movie
Devil May Cry
Splinter Cell Deathwatch
The Last of Us Season Two
Until Dawn
It is likely that the jury forgot about Sonic 3 since it released so early in the eligibility period.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is total BULLOCKS
I saw a Silverado on the drive into work this morning with AFTERMARKET AVALANCHE-STYLE "ROLLBARS" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I saw a Silverado on the drive into work this morning with AFTERMARKET AVALANCHE-STYLE "ROLLBARS" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Last night's dream seemed very productive! Someone broke into my car, stealing a thousand dollars and a spare car battery I had on the seat.
So I tracked them down and beat them up. Then I broke into their car, found my money and battery, and a backseat FULL of Tushy bidets.
So I tracked them down and beat them up. Then I broke into their car, found my money and battery, and a backseat FULL of Tushy bidets.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Last night's dream seemed very productive! Someone broke into my car, stealing a thousand dollars and a spare car battery I had on the seat.
So I tracked them down and beat them up. Then I broke into their car, found my money and battery, and a backseat FULL of Tushy bidets.
So I tracked them down and beat them up. Then I broke into their car, found my money and battery, and a backseat FULL of Tushy bidets.
Awful news.
You can point a whole handful of fingers at the work she did and say "Genius."
You can point a whole handful of fingers at the work she did and say "Genius."
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Awful news.
You can point a whole handful of fingers at the work she did and say "Genius."
You can point a whole handful of fingers at the work she did and say "Genius."
DR. ROBOTONIC
Taking some extremely important screenshots for this Sonic the Fighters thing
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
DR. ROBOTONIC
Actually, I don't think any games came out this year. We could just cancel the show this year.
Internet Outrage in 45 Minutes via The Game Awards. https://ow.ly/3rkP50XsNIu
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Actually, I don't think any games came out this year. We could just cancel the show this year.
These suckers WERE candy bars. They were just candy bars until 2007, when my mom realized the "healthy lunch snack" she was buying me was just a candy bar.
Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
These suckers WERE candy bars. They were just candy bars until 2007, when my mom realized the "healthy lunch snack" she was buying me was just a candy bar.
Last night's dream had the old Scooby Doo theme song lyrics set to the music from the Big Bang Theory theme song.
Also, during the Scooby Doo intro, Fred was peeing on the Mystery Machine's tire.
It was so awful.
Also, during the Scooby Doo intro, Fred was peeing on the Mystery Machine's tire.
It was so awful.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Last night's dream had the old Scooby Doo theme song lyrics set to the music from the Big Bang Theory theme song.
Also, during the Scooby Doo intro, Fred was peeing on the Mystery Machine's tire.
It was so awful.
Also, during the Scooby Doo intro, Fred was peeing on the Mystery Machine's tire.
It was so awful.
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Paul Krugman only reads blogs and that is why he, unlike everyone else who has been in punditry for decades, has never lost his mind
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Paul Krugman only reads blogs and that is why he, unlike everyone else who has been in punditry for decades, has never lost his mind
Oh, right. I almost forgot! We picked this up yesterday.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh, right. I almost forgot! We picked this up yesterday.
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