DownOnStarboard
@theresathere.bsky.social
Hey, ports, raise your oars.
Whoa what is that
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Whoa what is that
The thing that routinely makes me insane about their dumb antisemitism Soros whatever is that he ranks 192nd on the Forbes list. He’s not even that wealthy in the billionaire pantheon!
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The thing that routinely makes me insane about their dumb antisemitism Soros whatever is that he ranks 192nd on the Forbes list. He’s not even that wealthy in the billionaire pantheon!
didn't Blanche just say they're NOT investigating Good's murder?
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
didn't Blanche just say they're NOT investigating Good's murder?
Are the people driven by the aspiration in the room with us now, Fresh Prince of Donair?
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Are the people driven by the aspiration in the room with us now, Fresh Prince of Donair?
you are willfully misunderstanding the difference between what people say and what people do
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
you are willfully misunderstanding the difference between what people say and what people do
Where in the fuck did I discount people doing work? Also how in the fuck do you have any idea what I’m doing with my thumbs?
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Where in the fuck did I discount people doing work? Also how in the fuck do you have any idea what I’m doing with my thumbs?
silly me using anecdotes! A person who uses anecdotes is not who I am!
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
silly me using anecdotes! A person who uses anecdotes is not who I am!
in my experience, the people who say ”this is not America“ are always ceding their ideals in service of the structurally violent America we continue to live in
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
in my experience, the people who say ”this is not America“ are always ceding their ideals in service of the structurally violent America we continue to live in
If I regularly beat the shit out of you and then a bunch of people in our friend group say, “She is not violent! This is not who she is!” and then I also never go to anger management class and keep regularly beating the shit out of you…are our friends supporting the person I want to be?
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
If I regularly beat the shit out of you and then a bunch of people in our friend group say, “She is not violent! This is not who she is!” and then I also never go to anger management class and keep regularly beating the shit out of you…are our friends supporting the person I want to be?
Thank you for thinking I’m a hipster but lying to oneself in service of absolutely nothing but that lie is not inspiring.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Thank you for thinking I’m a hipster but lying to oneself in service of absolutely nothing but that lie is not inspiring.
Without even getting historical, people have been loudly decrying whatever depraved structural shit that‘s happened over and over and over is “not America“ my entire 50-some odd years of life. Like what America are they talking about?
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Without even getting historical, people have been loudly decrying whatever depraved structural shit that‘s happened over and over and over is “not America“ my entire 50-some odd years of life. Like what America are they talking about?
oh shit how are you such a genius
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 PM
oh shit how are you such a genius
(also Teyana Taylor is amazing in A Thousand and One if you want to see her be amazing without Sean Penn hulking nearby or whatever it is that happens in OBAA which I will likely never watch)
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
(also Teyana Taylor is amazing in A Thousand and One if you want to see her be amazing without Sean Penn hulking nearby or whatever it is that happens in OBAA which I will likely never watch)
I'm forever grateful to PTA for creating the sexiest 32 seconds in American cinema (Phillip Seymour Hoffman yelling "shut up" in Punch Drunk Love), but will only otherwise think of him as the guy who did a bunch of coke with Quentin Tarantino and bored Fiona Apple into sobriety
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I'm forever grateful to PTA for creating the sexiest 32 seconds in American cinema (Phillip Seymour Hoffman yelling "shut up" in Punch Drunk Love), but will only otherwise think of him as the guy who did a bunch of coke with Quentin Tarantino and bored Fiona Apple into sobriety
I had to do this with my kid’s passport renewal a couple years ago and it was STRESSFUL but everyone was very nice and it all worked out. I hope the same is soon true for you.
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I had to do this with my kid’s passport renewal a couple years ago and it was STRESSFUL but everyone was very nice and it all worked out. I hope the same is soon true for you.
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this is what the nail girlies are up to
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
this is what the nail girlies are up to
What are you talking about?
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
What are you talking about?
Genuinely have never heard a single compelling argument for border control.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Genuinely have never heard a single compelling argument for border control.
every time I'm on like day four of prednisone I desperately want to dig a hole in the dirt with my bare hands and then wrestle with a bear inside of it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
every time I'm on like day four of prednisone I desperately want to dig a hole in the dirt with my bare hands and then wrestle with a bear inside of it.
My urgent care vet has these in a glass jar in the waiting rooms and when my (former street rat) dog had to go in multiple times for abscess treatment these were the only thing that kept her from losing her mind. (I did not tell her they are for cats.)
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
My urgent care vet has these in a glass jar in the waiting rooms and when my (former street rat) dog had to go in multiple times for abscess treatment these were the only thing that kept her from losing her mind. (I did not tell her they are for cats.)