DownOnStarboard
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DownOnStarboard
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Hey, ports, raise your oars.
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this is what the nail girlies are up to
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Walz tried to start a civil war?? Big, if true.
Nancy Mace: "What's traumatic is ramming an ICE agent with your vehicle. What's not traumatic is that ICE agent's self-defense and shooting the driver that tried to call him."
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Every now and again, humans are alright.
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I’ve seen a lot in this world, but I’ve never seen a rhinoceros be a big dork before
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
what’s up I’m spider bite in the meat of my palm
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

hey im river
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

If I had to pick just one? lets go wiiiiith surviving a terrifying car wreck? Or Booze.
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
what the fuck, man
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Republicans started talking about the 25th Amendment right about now
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this is just to say
I have eaten
every fucking snack-sized twix
that was in
your bag of
halloween candy
and which
idk
do you even LIKE Twix?
forgive me, I guess
I spent so many hours making
your costume
and driving you around
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
An important primer!
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLACK PANTHER PARTY
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Jane Goodall on her 90th birthday celebration: “In California, on a beach, I was greeted by 90 dogs. The big dogs, little dogs, purebreds, mutts—you name it. 90 dogs. And it’s an off leash, dog beach. So we played in the water and got wet and it rained, and it was just glorious.”

RIP, legend.
October 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If Ta-Nahesi Coates turned to me and said, “was silence not an option?” I would take that burn with me to the afterlife.
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
😍
September 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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people who want other people to stay in sad little grey boxes forever and never be happy in their bodies or desires are villains and cowards and they may be winning right now but by god they will lose as water smooths stone and roots break it, because that fierce joy is roots and water and life
September 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
hell yeah, organisms. stay elusive.
September 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Racists will secretly collaborate to potentially burn their whole entire state, WHICH HAS INCREASINGLY VERY BAD WILDFIRE SEASONS down rather than go to therapy
holy shit dude using a fake deployment for wildland fire crews from a fire that’s only 13% contained during peak western US fire season to detain multiple firefighters and remove the crews from the fire is a scale of evil & dangerous I can’t fully communicate to people not from wildfire regions
Holy shit:

Stateline spoke to nearly a dozen firefighters, agency staffers and contractors, who said that top officials assigned to the fire deployed the crews to a remote location under false pretenses so federal agents could check their immigration status.

www.hcn.org/articles/fir...
September 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
August 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Men will literally expedite plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon instead of going to therapy
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The Roxie yesterday announced it had fundraised $5M to buy its building as its "forever home" in the Mission.

Meet the projectionist keeping their analog dreams alive w/a 1940s projector, carbon rods, & white-hot arcs of electricity.

missionlocal.org/2025/07/sf-r...
People We Meet: Reel life at the Roxie Theater
The Roxie in the Mission just announced it bought its building as a "forever home." Meet the projectionist behind the historic theater.
missionlocal.org
July 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just feel like we've lost track of the time when you could not watch a film or tv show that did not include Brian Dennehy. Belly of an Architect? Brian Dennehy. Cocoon? Brian Dennehy. Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theater? Brian Dennehy.
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Supreme Court my ass
Supreme Court my ass
July 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
oh noooooo who will arrest the people for fare evasion or being poor in public?
Stop threatening us with such a good time.
June 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM