Rob Wood
@therobwood.bsky.social
As average as a guy can get. Construction project management. AZ. Navy vet. I like big helicopters.
I’d rather see Charlie Sheen in a Hot Shots 3 than Liam Neeson in Naked Gun whatever. Anyone else?
June 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’d rather see Charlie Sheen in a Hot Shots 3 than Liam Neeson in Naked Gun whatever. Anyone else?
It’ll be tragic, and interesting, to hear the news that Abrego Garcia died while in custody. Curious if THATS over the line for any maga…
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’ll be tragic, and interesting, to hear the news that Abrego Garcia died while in custody. Curious if THATS over the line for any maga…
“Why don’t you wear a suit?” “You’re disrespecting the Oval Office!”
March 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Why don’t you wear a suit?” “You’re disrespecting the Oval Office!”
Remember: whatever happens to the stock market this week (and the cost of living moving forward) is still going to be Bidens fault. Don’t let the fake news convince you that’s it’s our Dear Leaders fault!
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Remember: whatever happens to the stock market this week (and the cost of living moving forward) is still going to be Bidens fault. Don’t let the fake news convince you that’s it’s our Dear Leaders fault!
The closer we get to peace in Ukraine, the closer we’ll get to war with Iran, watch. That military-industrial complex needs to keep making money
March 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The closer we get to peace in Ukraine, the closer we’ll get to war with Iran, watch. That military-industrial complex needs to keep making money
“Nobody is texting war plans” is going to be Hegseth’s “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky”
March 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Nobody is texting war plans” is going to be Hegseth’s “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky”
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He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.
AOC and Buttigieg in 2028. Let’s just start it now
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
AOC and Buttigieg in 2028. Let’s just start it now
Zelensky should have shot trump. It would have been Russias biggest loss in the war.
February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Zelensky should have shot trump. It would have been Russias biggest loss in the war.
We need to start calling him President Donald J. Cuck.
February 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We need to start calling him President Donald J. Cuck.
I ate a gummy and started the SNL reunion concert. So far: holy shit Eddie Vedder is still cool.
February 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I ate a gummy and started the SNL reunion concert. So far: holy shit Eddie Vedder is still cool.
We need Luigi to release a public statement kissing Trumps ass so he can get that pardon.
February 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We need Luigi to release a public statement kissing Trumps ass so he can get that pardon.
This might be the last time we hear Lift Every Voice on national television.
February 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This might be the last time we hear Lift Every Voice on national television.
He announces that the US is going to develop Gaza, but he deletes the agency for international development. Make it make sense.
February 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He announces that the US is going to develop Gaza, but he deletes the agency for international development. Make it make sense.
WE NEED A THIRD PARTY. A CENTRIST PARTY.
February 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
WE NEED A THIRD PARTY. A CENTRIST PARTY.
I’m going to listen to as much Jay-Z as I can, might not be cool to soon.
January 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m going to listen to as much Jay-Z as I can, might not be cool to soon.
How long before MAGA tries to blame this plane crash tragedy on the previous administration some how?
January 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How long before MAGA tries to blame this plane crash tragedy on the previous administration some how?
I bet the one person that didn’t vote for Ichiro to the HOF was Angel Hernandez. Who else could be so wrong about baseball?
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I bet the one person that didn’t vote for Ichiro to the HOF was Angel Hernandez. Who else could be so wrong about baseball?
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he did it twice just in case
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
he did it twice just in case
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fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
We’re still allowed to shoot nazis, right?
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We’re still allowed to shoot nazis, right?
Hey Everybody! Our Golden Age is beginning! (He’s talking about his bronzer)
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey Everybody! Our Golden Age is beginning! (He’s talking about his bronzer)
It must be nice to have your QB protected by the refs like this. Chiefs MVP today is Clay Martin without a doubt.
January 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It must be nice to have your QB protected by the refs like this. Chiefs MVP today is Clay Martin without a doubt.