Miss Royal
@theroyalbitch.bsky.social
Hedonist, Lioness, Sagittarius. I make boys weak in the knees. 👑 nature lover, books, kink, cigars & whisky follow me on fetlife
Reposted by Miss Royal
Well, Tarriff Trump just fucked our economy.
Hope you’re happy, MAGA.
A lot of us will be just fine with raised prices but most of you won’t.
You voted against your own self interest just to “own the libs!”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ready to admit that you were duped yet?
Hope you’re happy, MAGA.
A lot of us will be just fine with raised prices but most of you won’t.
You voted against your own self interest just to “own the libs!”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ready to admit that you were duped yet?
January 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well, Tarriff Trump just fucked our economy.
Hope you’re happy, MAGA.
A lot of us will be just fine with raised prices but most of you won’t.
You voted against your own self interest just to “own the libs!”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ready to admit that you were duped yet?
Hope you’re happy, MAGA.
A lot of us will be just fine with raised prices but most of you won’t.
You voted against your own self interest just to “own the libs!”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ready to admit that you were duped yet?
Reposted by Miss Royal
Dear Canada & Mexico,
We’re sorry.
Sincerely,
Every America who didn’t vote for that orange piece of shit.
We’re sorry.
Sincerely,
Every America who didn’t vote for that orange piece of shit.
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dear Canada & Mexico,
We’re sorry.
Sincerely,
Every America who didn’t vote for that orange piece of shit.
We’re sorry.
Sincerely,
Every America who didn’t vote for that orange piece of shit.
Reposted by Miss Royal
No guys, go ahead! You should all start doing the “Roman salute” out in public.
Go ahead and do it.
Do it at your job.
Do it in bars & clubs.
Do it everywhere.
You definitely won’t earn yourself a curb kiss in the process.
I’m begging y’all…
Do. It.
Go ahead and do it.
Do it at your job.
Do it in bars & clubs.
Do it everywhere.
You definitely won’t earn yourself a curb kiss in the process.
I’m begging y’all…
Do. It.
January 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No guys, go ahead! You should all start doing the “Roman salute” out in public.
Go ahead and do it.
Do it at your job.
Do it in bars & clubs.
Do it everywhere.
You definitely won’t earn yourself a curb kiss in the process.
I’m begging y’all…
Do. It.
Go ahead and do it.
Do it at your job.
Do it in bars & clubs.
Do it everywhere.
You definitely won’t earn yourself a curb kiss in the process.
I’m begging y’all…
Do. It.
Reposted by Miss Royal
Reposted by Miss Royal
Someone said that TikTok feels like somebody definitely touched our drum set now and I can’t stop thinking about it 👀
a man in a red shirt says because seems like someone definitely touched my drum set ..
ALT: a man in a red shirt says because seems like someone definitely touched my drum set ..
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Someone said that TikTok feels like somebody definitely touched our drum set now and I can’t stop thinking about it 👀
Reposted by Miss Royal
Good morning!
Let them judge you.
Let them misunderstand you.
Let them gossip about you
Let them be "right."
Let them not like you.
Let them run your name in the ground.
Let them make you out to be the villain.
Whatever it is that people want to say about you, LET THEM!
✌🏼❤️
Let them judge you.
Let them misunderstand you.
Let them gossip about you
Let them be "right."
Let them not like you.
Let them run your name in the ground.
Let them make you out to be the villain.
Whatever it is that people want to say about you, LET THEM!
✌🏼❤️
January 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good morning!
Let them judge you.
Let them misunderstand you.
Let them gossip about you
Let them be "right."
Let them not like you.
Let them run your name in the ground.
Let them make you out to be the villain.
Whatever it is that people want to say about you, LET THEM!
✌🏼❤️
Let them judge you.
Let them misunderstand you.
Let them gossip about you
Let them be "right."
Let them not like you.
Let them run your name in the ground.
Let them make you out to be the villain.
Whatever it is that people want to say about you, LET THEM!
✌🏼❤️
Reposted by Miss Royal
I loved this duology and am looking forward to her new book that comes out this year ❣️
January 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I loved this duology and am looking forward to her new book that comes out this year ❣️
I'll have you on your knees first! 😈🐷
December 6, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I'll have you on your knees first! 😈🐷
Crown Vanilla paired w an Acid 1400 cc.
December 6, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Crown Vanilla paired w an Acid 1400 cc.
Reposted by Miss Royal
The CEO of a billion dollar company that regularly denied people life-saving healthcare because it would hurt their profits was murdered in broad daylight in NYC today?
Did he have a pre-existing condition that could have affected this outcome?
Did he have a pre-existing condition that could have affected this outcome?
a man in a blue shirt that says at & t
ALT: a man in a blue shirt that says at & t
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The CEO of a billion dollar company that regularly denied people life-saving healthcare because it would hurt their profits was murdered in broad daylight in NYC today?
Did he have a pre-existing condition that could have affected this outcome?
Did he have a pre-existing condition that could have affected this outcome?
Reposted by Miss Royal
Receiving a dick pic is like my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you’re proud but get that little fucking thing away from me.
🐁🙅♀️
🐁🙅♀️
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Receiving a dick pic is like my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you’re proud but get that little fucking thing away from me.
🐁🙅♀️
🐁🙅♀️
Who protects your name when you're not in the room? #bestfriends
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Who protects your name when you're not in the room? #bestfriends
Reposted by Miss Royal
Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
Reposted by Miss Royal
True story. Thoughts and prayers. 😂
November 24, 2024 at 12:39 PM
True story. Thoughts and prayers. 😂
Reposted by Miss Royal
Reposted by Miss Royal
It’s almost time. Oh, the humanity! ih1.redbubble.net/image.366524...
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
It’s almost time. Oh, the humanity! ih1.redbubble.net/image.366524...
Reposted by Miss Royal
NEPA, the Beaver Moon still bright over the Susquehanna River in Tunkhannock!
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
NEPA, the Beaver Moon still bright over the Susquehanna River in Tunkhannock!
Reposted by Miss Royal
Ouch. Now THAT’S a real mess.
November 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Ouch. Now THAT’S a real mess.
Reposted by Miss Royal
It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile.
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile.
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.