Tim
thesambard.bsky.social
Tim
@thesambard.bsky.social
I don't talk much, but when I do it's probably about baseball. Or Pearl Jam.
For some reason stuff like this shows up in my Facebook feed a lot. Out of curiosity, I took a screenshot and pasted it into three AI programs to ask the answer.

Google Lens said x = 3√13 (~10.8)
Gemini said x = 3√5 (~6.71)
ChatGPT said x = 7.5

But sure, let's keep pumping billions into AI.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't understand my kids, but at least they're not "too cool" for trick or treating yet.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Happy anniversary, Twins fans
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is my shirt of choice for the Vikings-Packers game.
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
After a year off, I grew back the winter beard again this year. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of white in there.
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I was wondering how everyone found this, but apparently they just tell you.
September 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
A week ago I was here. Since then I've been stranded in Maine because of a single line of code, drove home from Maine, and turned 43. Life comes at you fast.
July 24, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Twenty years from now some sports television producer will dig up the fun fact on December 10, 2023, the Vikings and the Wild both won their games 3-0.
December 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Everybody: Twins, we just need a base runner. Just one.
The Twins best hitters:
October 12, 2023 at 1:57 AM
It's almost time.
October 3, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Anyway, I thought I'd make a fake setlist featuring only songs I haven't heard live. They'd never actually do this setlist, mind you, but it was still fun to pull together.

(In picture form because of character count)
September 8, 2023 at 4:18 PM