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thesammon!
@thesammon.com
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⛰️ Bernese mountain dog ⛰️
furry • NSFW • no minors 🔞

I'm not an artist, but here's my art posts: #art #fatfur #hyper #tf

30s • taken • Colorado • perpetually burned out

https://www.thesammon.com
a.k.a. @samfoxhill.com
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I am very sleepy today, so this picture is definitely a mood.

🎨 by @hariyamart.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #fupa #belly #nsfw
A fat anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog lies asleep on his back, quite nude. His right arm is stretched out behind his head, and his other hand is resting on top of his belly.
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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This new intern program has a 100% retention rate. It's an amazing success! Brennan doesn't seem to agree though. (He's probably just jealous.)

🎨 by @kindofabigseal.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #vore #blob
A very fat and semi-macro anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog dressed in business casual clothes has a sheepish smile as he looks through the glass panes of a conference room window into the adjacent hallway, where his sea lion coworker looks very unamused about how the dog has another coworker halfway inside of his mouth. In the background of the conference room, there is a poster on the wall that says "Welcome interns!" and there is miscellaneous party decorations and empty food trash scattered across the floor.
January 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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define "fit"...
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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I got cleared to remove my wrist brace, which means I can finally drive a manual transmission again.

It's been a long month. I missed u bby. ❤️
Photo of the interior of a car from the POV of the passenger seat, focused on a gearshift for the manual transmission in the foreground.
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I know how to party on New Year's Eve.
Screenshot showing completion of the Workday certification "Orchestrate for Integrations" dated December 31, 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Big green machine passed emissions today 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Score. Found a couple replacement body panels for the RX8 in the correct color.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Here's a behind-the-scenes shot of my music production setup. Pro tip: Save money on a desk by using your own tits instead!

Art/animation is by @batbolalt.bsky.social, and the music loop is a modified clip of a song I released earlier this year ✨

#art #furryart #fat #fatfur #blob #gif
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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If you come in for a smooch, you might get more than you bargained for. Then again...maybe that's what you wanted anyway. 😏

🎨 by @fluffytigral.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #hyper #muscle #muscular #bara #vore #scaly #nsfw
A very muscular anthropomorphic dragon sits on the floor while leaning against a wall with a smug smile on his face. One of his arms is behind his head, while his other is holding mistletoe up above his lap. A Santa hat is perched on top of his dick, which is nearly as thick as one of his thighs and longer than them too despite being flaccid, and his dick itself drapes over a prodigious pair of nuts that are bulging around something - or someone - inside of them. A small table with a plate of cookies is placed to his side, and in the background is a Christmas tree with a present underneath.
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Reindeer, you say? 👀
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Outdoors can be cozy, right?

(🎨 @fullbodywolf.bsky.social @borkthunder.bsky.social )
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I'm so close to 1000 hours lmao
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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does this mean I'm a nerd?
Screenshot from the 2025 Steam Replay showing Baldur's Gate 3 with 32% of play time, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous with 25% of playtime, and Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader with 20% of playtime
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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16 years of incremental changes adds up to a big difference
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The curse of the cheap convenience store slushie strikes again! It won't stop me from drinking them though.

🎨 by @heavydoodles.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #wg #blob
An enormously fat Bernese mountain dog lies on her front on the ground while clutching an empty slushie cup in her chubby paw, another emptied one resting in front of her. Her clothes have shredded to pieces on her body, and she is looking at the cup in her hand as if wondering whether that is the culprit for her sudden growth.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Did I pass my charisma check?

🎨 by @fullbodywolf.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #muscle #muscular #bara #hyper #nsfw
A muscular fox wearing adventurer's garb and a fur-lined coat, both of which are stretched out tightly over his bulging figure, kneels on the ground while grinning rogueishly at the viewer, lifting his eyebrow invitingly at the viewer. A nude, muscular fox kneels on the ground while grinning rogueishly at the viewer, lifting his eyebrow invitingly at the viewer.
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This is an improvement
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I completed the trance ascension ritual

(thanks @pewin.bsky.social for the photos lmao)
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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not quite how I wanted my weekend to go
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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👀
Photo of a convention badge for thesammon at MFF 2025
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I'm not a were-dragon, I swear! I just transformed for a completely unrelated reason.

...do you want me to do it again?

This was a Halloween YCH by @rackunwolf.bsky.social!

#furry #art #furryart #muscles #muscular #bara #nsfw #tf #transformation #scaly
A small transformation sequence depicted in three panels. In the first panel, an anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog is standing in a forest at night time with a concerned expression on his face. The second panel does not feature any characters, but instead prominently shows a full moon in the sky. In the third panel, the dog has transformed into a very muscular dragon, who has become so large that he not only has shredded apart his clothes but he has outgrown the comic panel itself.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Large hyena girl with an equally large axe blocks your path. Wyd?

Many thanks to @buppy.art for doing this Patreon request for me <3 Perfect way to end #Gnollvember

#furry #art #furryart #fat #fatfur #bbw
A fat and rather bottom-heavy anthropomorphic hyena girl dressed as a D&D-esque barbarian holds a greataxe with one hand while giving a sultry look to the viewer.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I was reminded last night of the time I nearly spun my car at 100+ mph during a driver education event. It definitely got the adrenaline going haha.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Perfect weather earlier today at Red Rocks with @foil.wolfbear.club @shiromoot.bsky.social @chubs.bsky.social
Photo taken from the top of Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado around noon. The sky is mostly clear and sunny, allowing great visibility of the greater Denver metropolitan area in the distance.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Who needs a couch? I have comfy cushions wherever I go for both myself and my friends =3

🎨 by @deonwolf.bsky.social, featuring @theshadowyshadow.bsky.social

#furry #art #furryart #hyper #breasts #bulge #nsfw
An anthropomorphic Bernese mountain dog with an ass large enough to fill a loveseat rests on top of breasts as large in diameter as she is tall, while an anthropomorphic hyena with nuts large enough that they would reach the ground were he standing sits on the floor while using their cleavage as a backrest. The two of them are holding video game controllers and have animated expressions on their faces, clearly caught up in a tight competition.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM