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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃

@thesasstransit.bsky.social

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Healing, bit by bit. Transmasc genderqueer (TMGQ). Certified sasshole.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · Sep 30

September 30 vs October 1 🤼🏻

Pro wrestler Skye Blue, wearing a backwards black baseball cap, long straight dark hair, a blue and pink top, black elbow pad, and black bottoms, with a wide, genuine smile.

Pro wrestler Skye Blue, with long wavy dark hair, black and blue eye makeup, and a sleeveless black pleather catsuit with a laced up front.

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meg 🦋 @studentofsound.bsky.social · 7h

no spoilers but kota ibushi was stretchered out after a nasty fall to the outside during the AEW collision taping. hoping for the best always, it was a dream fulfilled to see you wrestle tonight. 🩷

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 8h

I'm still calling them (Pea)CockRunners in my head.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 9h

DOO-BOYZ!

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 9h

*fast squeeky sounds*

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 13h

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 9h

The ever-evolving "new" Colonel Sanderses for KFC.

Though my favorite Colonel is not canon. 🤼🏻

Photograph of a person dressed as Colonel Sanders, in a white tank top and pants, mid-air above a wrestling ring, preparing to land on a person in a yellow chicken costume lying flat on their back on the mat. The ring has blue ropes and a corner post with WWE logos. A blurred crowd is visible in the background.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 9h

Timeline cleanse.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10h

effinbirds.com/post/7803730...

A painting of a bird beside the text "I appear to have overestimated the fuck out of your intelligence"

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 12h

Lancaster and/or Lebanon.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 13h

No, this is a buggy.

a horse drawn carriage is driving down a snowy street in front of a dunkin donuts

Alt: a buggy is doing donuts on a snowy street in front of a dunkin donuts

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 13h

I think he's said that he cannot grow a full beard. Every time he tries, it grows in patchy.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 19h

effinbirds.com/post/7804636...

A painting of a bird beside the text "stand back, some dipshits are swinging their dicks around"

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 19h

The unicorn is giving Angelico vibes. 🤼🏻

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 19h

Welp.

Graphic with a black background splattered with dark red, resembling blood or grunge. White text in the center reads, "THE DUMB ONE".

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

Surprised he hasn't waxed poetic about Hechicero's birthin' hips yet.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

I'm allergic to just about everything in that dish. 😝

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 1d

🤠 #AEWDynamite

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, the host lent his sign-in info to someone else, and THEY'RE holding a class right now.

So, no meeting tonight.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

If you're waiting for a Zoom meeting, and the host hasn't signed in yet (it's been 30 minutes), then the meeting is not gonna happen, right?

I'd ditch, but my son's apprenticeship counts on me attending this meeting.

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 1d

Think you got what it takes?

We’re looking for a VERY QUALIFIED individual to be on commentary for #MysteryWrestling19 LIVE & FREE Sunday October 19th 5PM ET on
twitch.tv/EvilUno!

Tag @mysterywrestling.bsky.social & quote this with your resume to apply!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 2d

"Who is mowing? Oh my god, Bear is mowing! How can that be?!!"

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22d

honestly I'm more impressed the bear was on lawnmower

For You

USA
TODAY

Elderly man dies after bear attacks him
on lawnmower

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 2d

A painting of a bird beside the text "you Should be doing 100% more shut-the-fuck-upping"

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 4d

WE KYYYLE PEOPLE

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El Ingobernable ... Better Knuckle Up 👊🏼 @ooooyeeeah.bsky.social · 4d

"This is Nick Wayne. He is NOT normal." - Mama Wayne

Yeah. We've been trying to tell you.

#aew

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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 4d

Next Saturday, 10/11
Jacksonville, FL
Saturday #AEWCollision

Kota Ibushi vs. Josh Alexander

After a series of vicious attacks on Kenny Omega by The Don Callis Family,
The Golden Star Kota Ibushi will collide vs Josh Alexander!
Ibushi will debut on Collision,
NEXT SATURDAY!

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