We should take away people's rights to abort from a burning building. Might as well go full throttle at this point

If it's a crime to love animal crackers, consider me sentenced to life without the possibility of parole in a maximum security 6x6 cell in Indiana State penitentiary

Bro I wish that CNN actually was what Trump-head conservatives thought it was. Do you know how sick it would be if they actually did show us gay porn and socialist propaganda all day? I'd never leave the couch!

Constipation again :(

This goes one of two ways: our democracy sinks beneath the ocean permanently (80%) or the backlash against billionaires is shocking in its size, scope and fury (20%)

The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs

The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind

He looks like a little boy on his first day of school.

(Trump voice): "Mommy, I am so excited for school, I really am, but this homework thing, I don't like it Mommy, I don't like it."

Amnesty International: Israel Is Committing Genocide in Gaza with Full U.S. Support

You're afraid of soy feminizing men because you're an idiotic transphobe.

I'm afraid of soy feminizing men because femboys give me boners and I want to wear comfy sweatpants in public.

We are not the same.

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

With the simple stroke of a pen, President Biden saved his son from a terrible ordeal. Before he leaves office, he should extend the same compassion to thousands of people in federal prison, victims of the so-called war on drugs.

Bro why are there a bunch of Democrat loyalists following me all of a sudden, I'm a radical socialist, not a book club attending Disney adult

In a world where Gaza is reduced to rubble along with its people, America is devolving into an even more fascist oligarchical state, and the working class is being trampled under the bills of billionaires, at least our local governments love us enough to take away double tootie frootie ice bars.

Party loyalty by anyone in the working class blows my mind to absolute smithereens. It doesn't matter what side you're on, why would you care about abandoning your party when your party abandoned you a long time ago? Even now they won't admit when they fucked up.

Didn't think it would take the assassination of a health insurance executive for so many of you to reach class consciousness but I'm just proud of you for getting there ❤️