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One for Sorrow
@thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social
Geordie, lover of Newcastle United, anything videogame related and travelling the world.
In my sleep deprived state, I saw this advert for Fenwick's new Christmas chocolate range and excitedly thought the below read 'The Jacob Murphy'.

Wounded.

#NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Didn't see anything about this on here, Rest in Peace Bob. #NUFC
October 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Wild that Villa got beat by some healthy snacks.
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Crime doesn't pay, rat.

*Disclaimer* - I'm gutted for Elanga.

#NUFC
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Utterly fucking mental.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can we PLEASE find a way to bin this fucking idiot out of the fan base?

#NUFC
September 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
September 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"a husband and a father" - go and list the rest of what he was then, in the spirit of fairness.
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Womp womp.
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
These two skeets couldn't have been better placed if you tried #NUFC
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Keep chatting shite Cate, it's what you're good at. Bitter little trollop. #NUFC
August 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
😂😂😂 #NUFC
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And that's that.

For what it's worth, not a chance anyone at the club 'promised' him he could leave with three years left on his deal.

Petulance at its finest. #NUFC
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"You get a free season ticket with your giro cheque..." 🎶

Nah man, if this is real it's an amazing gesture.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This welcome message he did for Milan has him pretty much pronouncing it like Ciao.
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's gotten quite serious, landed in Richardson Dees Park.
August 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
August 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That thing shouldn't be anywhere near children. Take her stepson off her, he'd do better in the system than sat with this jobless pudding all day.
August 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The scum posting this like it's doesn't clearly fucking prove that they have previous for tapping players up and are actually the snide little cunts we all know they truly are.

SkySports won't protect you forever you little cartel divs.
August 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Didn't know the scum were doing his promotional tour for him. With everything that's going on, quite a large article discussing how amazing the orange peado is at golf.

Defund the BBC, cancel the archaic TV licence.
July 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I never do this, but I strongly believe you should call stuff like this out when you see it.

Geordie John believes Israel has a right to murder women and children as they are 'defending themselves'. Do with that info what you will, but I don't want it on my timeline.
July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
'so glad we got Ekitike/Mbuemo, pulled a right fast one over them stupid Geordies'

#NUFC
July 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Look at the amount of foundation on the right side of his hand as well.
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tripps and his dad, circa 2025.

#NUFC
July 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
"This has been brutal. For a working class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."

#NUFC
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM