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One for Sorrow
@thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social
Geordie, lover of Newcastle United, anything videogame related and travelling the world.
Mid-table teams don't capitulate with such consistency, worth thinking about while you scurry around for your Nick Cope (you can have that for free).

It's not an overreaction to say we've been the worse team in large periods of all of our games regardless of whether we win, lose or draw.

#NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
WHY. What is the fucking point of that, lad has to play 4 minutes and get booed along with the rest of them.

#NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Like fucking clockwork #NUFC
Plenty of time for Brentford's 3rd and 4th goals #NUFC
11 minutes of added time.

#BRENEW #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Maybe we're gonna win the Champions League and get relegated?

🎶 You'll never sing that🎶

#NUFC
Could play 10-10-5 and chuck our whole squad on and we'd still find a way to lose at the minute.

The fall off and inconsistency needs addressing now. Despite how fun Birmingham FC made it look, I don't want to win the F.A. Cup and get relegated. #NUFC
#NUFC look to be 4-3-2 now. Elanga up top with Woltemade.

Hall left-back, then a midfield three of Willock (right), Guimaraes & Ramsey.

#BRENEW #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Plenty of time for Brentford's 3rd and 4th goals #NUFC
11 minutes of added time.

#BRENEW #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Could play 10-10-5 and chuck our whole squad on and we'd still find a way to lose at the minute.

The fall off and inconsistency needs addressing now. Despite how fun Birmingham FC made it look, I don't want to win the F.A. Cup and get relegated. #NUFC
#NUFC look to be 4-3-2 now. Elanga up top with Woltemade.

Hall left-back, then a midfield three of Willock (right), Guimaraes & Ramsey.

#BRENEW #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Poor game management from Howe, it has to be said.

Burn is consistently targeted in every game we play, he sits on a yellow card, gives away a penalty that is luckily overturned, and you leave him on the pitch?

Senseless, and now we're fucked. #NUFC
Burn gets a second yellow card & is sent-off as well.

#BRENEW #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How anyone can sit in that dugout and not be panicking wildly at the state of things right now is beyond me.

The team are getting absolutely ran over, need to change things up urgently, not wait until they score another #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We lose this now. Our head's have completely gone.

#NUFC
Schade scores for Brentford.

[1-1] 56'
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Played football in a stopover in Hong Kong in 2005. I'll never forget when it was my turn in goal, I tried to be clever and punch the ball out, ended up punching it into my own net.

Never done it since, haunted me for years.

Pope, please, for the love of fucking god, be haunted #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Spent so much time complaining about Pope's kicking that we forgot he has biscuits for hands.

#NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Maybe, just for kicks, we don't spend the rest of the match with every player sat behind the ball and inviting pressure? 🤷‍♂️

Would be a welcome change #NUFC
HARVEY BARNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 🏹

THAT IS SUPERB!!!! 🤩
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Love Big Joe, he's been immense for a few seasons. But Christ, he needs hooked right now.

#NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm a realist at heart, borderline pessimist. Love Eddie, love the lads, don't see us getting a win today however.

More than happy to be proven wrong #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Mad what an England international can do playing in a Sunday League.
Harry Kane has now scored 75 goals in 73 Bundesliga appearances for Bayern Munich.

Since his Bundesliga debut for Bayern Munich, he's scored 21 goals more than any other player in the German top flight.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
4 years of King Eddie.

Some people would have you believe he's not good enough, that things were better in the 90s. These people are completely and utterly off their fucking lips.

Man's had us in 2 cup finals, won 1 of them, and qualified for the Champions League twice. Untouchable. #NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
In my sleep deprived state, I saw this advert for Fenwick's new Christmas chocolate range and excitedly thought the below read 'The Jacob Murphy'.

Wounded.

#NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Good lad #NUFC
JOELINTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The players need some serious psychological support and fast. There is an unbelievable amount of fear as soon as we're in possession, the confidence has left us #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Christ that was some header that #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So fucking true.
If Zohran Mamdani was a British MP, he would’ve been expelled from Keir Starmer’s Labour Party long ago.

That’s a fact.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Satire surely.

There's not a single decent thing about him. He's a coward, a racist, and an advocate for Israel and it's barbaric war crimes.

He chose to pander to billionaires and the far-right and now no sensible liberal person feels that Labour represents them anymore.
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Samir Zitouni.

Say his name loudly, for all the Reform voters in the back.
‘Incredibly brave’ train worker who fought off knifeman pictured
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There's not a game in the calendar that I feel comfortable about anymore.

Said it before, even when we've won,L matches, we haven't looked in control for large parts of them. #NUFC
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Too many times this season we've just looked uninterested or out of ideas within the first 45 mins.

We no longer seem to threaten with our attacks. Tactics, players or both, something has to change this season. #NUFC
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM