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The Tangler
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I love fxoes. The fog. The focks.
If a goat bit your hand at a petting zoo do you think you can backhand em without consequence or would they kick you out
December 29, 2024 at 4:19 AM
They got him they fucking got him 😢
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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December 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Hi hi hi hello hai hi
November 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Update apparently if you are regularly in pain when you take shits that is actually not normal I think I need to see a doctor
November 11, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Idk what the fuck I ate but tomorrow morning I’m gonna be fighting demons in the bathroom fuckin pray for me
November 11, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Hypothetically speaking if I got a set of those prop glass bottles meant to be safely bashed over someone’s head would you let me hit you in the head with one?

I’d like you hit me in the head with a fake glass bottle too if you’d like.
November 10, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Wtf is Maine doing they aren’t even halfway done counting
November 6, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Hmmm…
Should I go to the grocery store or subsist on nothing but pbjs for the next week?
November 3, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I don’t have to leave a traffic circle right? I can just keep going around and around and around and around and arou
November 2, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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November 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I just remembered that anyone can see what I post maybe I need to be more careful
November 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
If you lived with someone who was blind and you left the toilet seat up on accident is there a chance they would end up fine or do you think they’d just fall in
November 1, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Hi hi hi hi hi hello hello hai hai hai hello helo alo alo hello hi hai hai hai hai hai hi hi hi what’s up how you doing hi hi hi
October 31, 2024 at 6:14 PM
You think if I ask nicely they’d let me into a nuclear power plant
October 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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me rn
October 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I think in the next Mario game they should give him a shotgun
October 28, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Gooodd mornin!
October 27, 2024 at 8:59 AM
You think they’d let me put my mouth directly under one of those soft serve dispensers so I can fill my mouth with ice cream or would I get kicked out of the ice cream store
October 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
October 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM