Ñick Caññoñ
@thetennisrat.bsky.social
Atlanta Braves. Florida Gators. Denis Villaneuve. That's about all I talk about.
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Ñick Caññoñ
@thetennisrat.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Tell me your favorite baseball quotes ever.
Please contribute. I'll start.
“They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball and they tell you to hit it square.” — Willie Stargell
Please contribute. I'll start.
“They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball and they tell you to hit it square.” — Willie Stargell
I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
- Tom Clark
- Tom Clark
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Bauer getting bitched graphics are the best bit in baseball
Good morning again!!
May 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bauer getting bitched graphics are the best bit in baseball
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The best thing to ever happen to Pablo… Leaving ESPN
He’s good at this!
He’s good at this!
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The best thing to ever happen to Pablo… Leaving ESPN
He’s good at this!
He’s good at this!
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More spine than the whole rest of the team combined
April 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
More spine than the whole rest of the team combined
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So we’re all going to get Trump “I did that” stickers and put them all over grocery stores, right?
April 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So we’re all going to get Trump “I did that” stickers and put them all over grocery stores, right?
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He’s so close to getting it
March 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
He’s so close to getting it
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imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
We stan for Grant Holmes in the Cannon household
5 scoreless inning from Grant Holmes today. 5 strikeouts and just 1 hit allowed, to boot. Walked 3 batters but still, that's a pretty solid day in spring.
March 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We stan for Grant Holmes in the Cannon household
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It took 49 days for the market to remember how much he sucks at this
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It took 49 days for the market to remember how much he sucks at this
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Marsha out here just making up numbers
Show your work, @marshablackburn — or better yet have a town hall and let folks ask you about it in person🤷🏼♀️
Show your work, @marshablackburn — or better yet have a town hall and let folks ask you about it in person🤷🏼♀️
March 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Marsha out here just making up numbers
Show your work, @marshablackburn — or better yet have a town hall and let folks ask you about it in person🤷🏼♀️
Show your work, @marshablackburn — or better yet have a town hall and let folks ask you about it in person🤷🏼♀️
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Fact-check: True
March 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fact-check: True
So the game is better and safer now? Got it
While Barry Bonds says Shohei Ohtani is an "outstanding" player, he says the current era of MLB players has it easier than others.
H/T allthesmokeprod/X
H/T allthesmokeprod/X
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So the game is better and safer now? Got it
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OUR PETS’ HEADS CAN NOT START FALLING OFF YET WTFFFFFFFFFF
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
OUR PETS’ HEADS CAN NOT START FALLING OFF YET WTFFFFFFFFFF
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Kristian Campbell's family never forgot what Dee Strange-Gordon told their son in a Chattanooga, TN, Walmart.
"I’ll always be your friend."
http://dlvr.it/TJJ29W
"I’ll always be your friend."
http://dlvr.it/TJJ29W
March 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Kristian Campbell's family never forgot what Dee Strange-Gordon told their son in a Chattanooga, TN, Walmart.
"I’ll always be your friend."
http://dlvr.it/TJJ29W
"I’ll always be your friend."
http://dlvr.it/TJJ29W
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Mine in Iowa are REFUSING town halls
March 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Mine in Iowa are REFUSING town halls
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This cartoon has never been more accurate than it is now.
March 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This cartoon has never been more accurate than it is now.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
Nature is healing
Austin Riley and Matt Olson go back-to-back off Marcus Stroman in the first inning.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Nature is healing
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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"I'm eskimo brothers with an impressive list of individuals known as The Avengers." [email protected]
March 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"I'm eskimo brothers with an impressive list of individuals known as The Avengers." [email protected]
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👇🏽🎯 scrap the cap
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
👇🏽🎯 scrap the cap
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Portnoy asking better questions than most
February 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Portnoy asking better questions than most
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This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0
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Separate ways> Don't Stop Believin
February 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Separate ways> Don't Stop Believin