Austin Riley’s Rakes™️
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Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account. Immigrant’s kid.
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TikTok’s should be eligible for the Best Short Fill category at the Academy Awards
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
TikTok’s should be eligible for the Best Short Fill category at the Academy Awards
A Chattanooga Lookouts Corky Miller bobblehead
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A Chattanooga Lookouts Corky Miller bobblehead
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This is indeed a holy day: the anniversary of Atlanta signing the best player in franchise history
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is indeed a holy day: the anniversary of Atlanta signing the best player in franchise history
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ballpark for ants
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ballpark for ants
Honestly didn’t expect this from Frank Brickowski
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Honestly didn’t expect this from Frank Brickowski
Really just couldn’t have happened to a better guy
Brutal.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Really just couldn’t have happened to a better guy
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Look at how they massacred my boy
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Look at how they massacred my boy
Younghoe wtf just happened my dude
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Younghoe wtf just happened my dude
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Wow, huge news out of Flowery Branch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wow, huge news out of Flowery Branch.
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND CAW CAWWWWWWWW
This is a Falcons game on hardwood
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND CAW CAWWWWWWWW
This is a Falcons game on hardwood
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is a Falcons game on hardwood
How do we ensure that Embiid stays in the game no matter what
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
How do we ensure that Embiid stays in the game no matter what
I do love me some yakety sax basketball
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I do love me some yakety sax basketball
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
You guys
I have seen Something™️ on the way to work this morning
I have seen Something™️ on the way to work this morning
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You guys
I have seen Something™️ on the way to work this morning
I have seen Something™️ on the way to work this morning
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
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channing tatum on food network: my name chef
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How it started / How it’s going
Just saw the Tennessee State Championship is today. Should be played for a golden Stuckey’s pecan log. Go Commies
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just saw the Tennessee State Championship is today. Should be played for a golden Stuckey’s pecan log. Go Commies
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
You’d have to give me +5000 or better for the Braves at this point tbh
Odds, 2026 World Championship (@FanDuel):
+340 LAD
+700 NYY
+1000 PHI
+1200 SEA NYM
+1400 HOU
+1500 BOS
+1600 TOR
+2000 ATL
+2200 CHC SD MIL
+2700 CLE DET
+3000 BAL
+3500 CIN KC SF
+4000 TB
+4500 TEX
+6000 ARI
+10000 ATH MIN
+12500 STL
+15000 MIA
+20000 PIT
+35000 LAA
+50000 COL CWS WSH
+340 LAD
+700 NYY
+1000 PHI
+1200 SEA NYM
+1400 HOU
+1500 BOS
+1600 TOR
+2000 ATL
+2200 CHC SD MIL
+2700 CLE DET
+3000 BAL
+3500 CIN KC SF
+4000 TB
+4500 TEX
+6000 ARI
+10000 ATH MIN
+12500 STL
+15000 MIA
+20000 PIT
+35000 LAA
+50000 COL CWS WSH
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You’d have to give me +5000 or better for the Braves at this point tbh
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
No Doubt
Soundgarden
Prince
Snoop
Col Bruce Hampton and The Quark Alliance
No Doubt
Soundgarden
Prince
Snoop
Col Bruce Hampton and The Quark Alliance
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
flogging molly
flogging molly
flogging molly
flogging molly
breaking benjamin
flogging molly
flogging molly
flogging molly
flogging molly
breaking benjamin
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
No Doubt
Soundgarden
Prince
Snoop
Col Bruce Hampton and The Quark Alliance
No Doubt
Soundgarden
Prince
Snoop
Col Bruce Hampton and The Quark Alliance