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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1h

Adios ya bum

Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 1h

Clayton Kershaw's outing on Wednesday was the first time in postseason history that a reliever allowed 3+ BB, 2+ HR and struck out none. 😬

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 11h

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12h

Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 3h

Have the Cubs announced what they plan to do about their roster if they come back all the way and beat Milwaukee? Because both NLCS Game2 and Charlie Kirk's birthday are October 14 and that's obviously gonna create some problems for them.

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 4h

Lifetime contracts for both. Do it now.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 4h

The Yankees need to make some changes.

Firing Aaron Boone or Brian Cashman shouldn't be among them, Ken Rosenthal writes.

http://dlvr.it/TNZJW8

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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 13h

Tired: Ohtani can hit

Wired: Ohtani hits on 16 when the dealer is showing 5

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 13h

Dead at 27 image, showing a bunch of musical artists that passed away at the age of 27, and a New York Yankees championship ring.

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Baseball Highlights⚾️ @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 12h

Start spreading the news bitches

#BlueJays

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 13h

Cashman/Boone FOUR MORE YEARS

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 14h

Mama Mia implies the existence of Mama Pow

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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 22h

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but let’s discuss this seriously. Could be an all timer.

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

2026 revenge tour officially ON

MLB Transaction Bot @transactionbot.bsky.social · 1d

Atlanta Braves signed free agent C Sandy León to a minor league contract.

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Full Jokic

a man is riding a horse drawn carriage with the website www.rts.rs visible in the background

ALT: a man is riding a horse drawn carriage with the website www.rts.rs visible in the background

media.tenor.com

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · Jun 9

star spangled banner: tired; old; key had slaves.

god save the king (queen): pathetic; thirsty; it’s my country country tis of thee, nerds.

o canada: banger; bopperino; slapsville.

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Since the passing of Jimmy Carter, Dolly Parton is the greatest living American. May she be well ❤️

Trey O. @gadeadhead.bsky.social · 1d

Big love going out to Dolly tonight.

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 1d

🤠 #AEWDynamite

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Portillos has the power to change hearts and minds

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 1d

If I walk from my house to the neighborhood park imma see twelve of these mutants. The webs could snag a Volkswagen

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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 2d

Bartender was immediately called up to the bigs (Waffle House).

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 2d

Should I have known the name Bullet Rogan before this very moment? Bc I didn’t

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2d

rob thomson has the 20th highest winning percentage IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL

all time manager register sorted by winning percentage shows rob thomson as #20

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 2d

I hope Jags fans have a wonderful victory Tuesday

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 2d

Shut it down for the night yall. “Yakety JAX” wins bluesky

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Yakety JAX

Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 2d

What a drive:

- Burn 43 seconds and a TO on two Trevor scrambles
- Gorgeous, world-class throw up the sideline
- Delay of game with a stopped clock
- PI at exactly the right time
- Trevor trips and scrambles for a TD anyway

Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 2d

We spent an entire segment on the Jaguars last week being the most Messy Fun team in the NFL

They've done us proud with this performance tonight

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Austin Riley’s Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t think for one second I wont adopt Jacksonville as a second team. I think both them and Tennessee are within fair geographical range

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