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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 10h
The Nunchucks of Damocles
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · Sep 10
he died doing what he loved: skiing - he shot himself while skiing
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 11h
He died doing what he loved: smelling old food and saying "it's fine"
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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 12h
Richard Scarry: Fury Road
A Richard Scarry illustration of a skeleton-bone dragster being driven by a little mouse
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Nov 8
⚠️ Crunchy leaves are in your area
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 13h
Difficulty level: moderate
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 13h
Logging the walkway through the Santa Barbara Whole Foods parking lot on AllTrails
A wood planked tree-lined walkway through a parking lot
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 16h
Beauty mark
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 16h
Referring to my homie as "my precious"
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 16h
Man, now I'm craving tacos
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Persona au gratin
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · Jan 13
Your password must contain a letter, number, special character, and proof that you have unconditionally loved someone
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 21h
Sending good vibes ❤️
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Nov 8
(making small talk with my gf’s dad at our first dinner) Richard i don’t like the way you speak to your wife
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 23
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 24
One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 21h
a woman with long hair is sitting in the back seat of a car .
Alt: Alanis Morrissette flailing and scream singing in the back seat of a car
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
Log your trip report on erowid
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
Please, Dinosaur was my father's name. Call me Richard
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
Sometiiiiimes
a man in a suit and hat adjusts his tie while standing on a bridge .
Alt: Michael Stipe in a hat and black suit flailing his arms around in a "dancing" manner
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
🎵 ground control to Major Dad 🎶
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
Oh, you gotta watch Suspiria
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d
yee — and I cannot emphasize this enough — haw
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 1d
Unless you own a cowboy hat, this is stolen valor!!
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