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Wow, they're good.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I dare JD Vance to ask him why is he not wearing a suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Republicans: “You see, there is a range of pedophilia so raping a teenager is not so bad, it’s not like she was five”.

Democrats: “We tossed Al Franken over a honka-honka joke”.

At this point I'd trade both Harris and Gilibrand for Al Franken coming back to the Senate.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fox News trying to normalize 15 years old as being an adult. They conducted this poll for the SOLE PURPOSE of putting this idea out there.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Have you seen Erika Kirk's new outfit?
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The worst part of the JD Vance/Erika Kirk embrace situation is that Usha can’t even punish him by making him sleep on the couch.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The @nytimes.com is referring to the ACA as "Obamacare" again because they're about to print a bunch of bad news about it.

Fucking. Assholes.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can't wait to make these fuckers unemployed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Lamer than a Rick roll.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can you imagine any of the crooks working for Trump, or Trump himself, turning down a bribe? I can't. Reid was built differently.
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But what should I expect from an intolerant hatemonger?
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Harry Sisson should be honored that he was singled out by Trump as the very first to be pooped on.
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey, where is the secret show? It’s Friday noon on the west coast and the show is not in the list

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social? @timmiller.bsky.social? @jvl.bsky.social?
@thebulwark.com?
October 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oof. Who doesn't love to see a one shot kill while sipping their morning coffee? I know I do.

(sidenote: I can't believe I wasn't already following @dieworkwear.bsky.social He's on Bluesky! Follow him for more)

h/t @jamellebouie.net
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Republicans can end the shutdown TODAY if they kill the filibuster. Enough of these games.
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's an American tradition!
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
How does ICE know who to target?
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw this drone show at the Ferry Building last night. So cool.
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM