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Tim Wayne
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🐾 Haight-Ashbury, San Francisco 🌁🌉
🐾 Gay married
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🐾 EFF alumnus
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@straczynski.bsky.social Yo JMS, now that Netflix owns WB, can you promise us a reboot?
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I have done this thing over and over again where I have encouraged people to understand it's not about winning rural areas. It's about shifting them 5 points to the left.

If it's 10 points instead lmao
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I dare JD Vance to ask him why is he not wearing a suit
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Republicans: “You see, there is a range of pedophilia so raping a teenager is not so bad, it’s not like she was five”.

Democrats: “We tossed Al Franken over a honka-honka joke”.

At this point I'd trade both Harris and Gilibrand for Al Franken coming back to the Senate.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fox News trying to normalize 15 years old as being an adult. They conducted this poll for the SOLE PURPOSE of putting this idea out there.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Sure, Trump has a long history of raping children, but I think you’re forgetting that Obama wanted fancy mustard that time
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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There are entire airports that only exist with scheduled service due to lavish Federal subsidies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenti...
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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It’s amazing that Republicans are suddenly concerned with how much money insurance companies are making.

We would be happy to sit down with you to fix that problem. But I suspect that just might be a red herring to distract from the fact that they just want to kill the ACA.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Have you seen Erika Kirk's new outfit?
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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"Build A Ballroom"
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A friend of mine died a few weeks ago. The family gave me his MacBook and asked me if I could access it to get the photos off of it (they really want the photos - nothing else). I can't remember his password. Is it possible to access the AppleCare account of a deceased person? If so, what do I need?
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Today is only the beginning.

Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Today is only the beginning.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Akita Prefecture has Japan's most aged population, lowest birthrate and fastest declining population. Rigid gender roles are prompting young women to leave rural areas like this for opportunities elsewhere. n.pr/3LincKg
Gender inequality accelerates Japan's rural depopulation
Akita Prefecture has Japan's most aged population, lowest birthrate and fastest declining population. Rigid gender roles are prompting young women to leave rural areas like this for opportunities elsewhere.
n.pr
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's a great system when it isn't being sabotaged.
Whelp, it’s official. In 2026 with a marketplace plan, our family of 4 will spend $23,381 for the year on premiums alone. This doesn’t cover the adults’ teeth and eyes. GREAT COUNTRY GREAT SYSTEM!
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The worst part of the JD Vance/Erika Kirk embrace situation is that Usha can’t even punish him by making him sleep on the couch.
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The @nytimes.com is referring to the ACA as "Obamacare" again because they're about to print a bunch of bad news about it.

Fucking. Assholes.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Pritzker makes a direct appeal to Greg Bovino to not terrorize kids over the Halloween weekend
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM