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Klaatu Barada Nikto....8647
Pinned
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
Think thin
Sure, blame the photographer.
Trump Roasted After Berating Pulitzer Prize-Winning Photographer For Making Him Look 'Heavy'
www.comicsands.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Think thin
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“The people who run this regime do not understand law enforcement as an institution to be stewarded. The view it as a tool for the domination of their enemies. And their “enemies” include about half of America.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/renee-good...
www.thebulwark.com/p/renee-good...
The Distance Between Renee Good and Ashli Babbitt Is Fascism
It’s not a hypocrisy. It’s a coherent worldview.
www.thebulwark.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
“The people who run this regime do not understand law enforcement as an institution to be stewarded. The view it as a tool for the domination of their enemies. And their “enemies” include about half of America.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/renee-good...
www.thebulwark.com/p/renee-good...
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checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
checking in on the president:
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Yeah. The first thing oil corporations want is to lower the price of oil.
a cartoon of snoopy laughing with the word haha behind him
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy laughing with the word haha behind him
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Yeah. The first thing oil corporations want is to lower the price of oil.
The Pottery Barn analogy:
If you break it, you bought it.
If you break it, you bought it.
a man sitting at a table with a sign that says ' u.s report on iraq states '
ALT: a man sitting at a table with a sign that says ' u.s report on iraq states '
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The Pottery Barn analogy:
If you break it, you bought it.
If you break it, you bought it.
Doesn't he mean 'shoots'? What a 'looser'
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Doesn't he mean 'shoots'? What a 'looser'
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
shorturl.at
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
President Snowflake
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
President Snowflake
Trump is referring to himself in the 3rd person again.
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump is referring to himself in the 3rd person again.
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NEW: GOP leaders in North Carolina have defended efforts to take certain powers from the governor, saying they reflect the will of voters.
Democrats say state residents are being harmed.
Democrats say state residents are being harmed.
How GOP Lawmakers’ Power Transfers Are Reshaping Everything From Utilities to Environmental Regulation in North Carolina
The GOP-led North Carolina legislature spent nearly 10 years trying to control the elections board. But it’s also taken aim at other commissions in the state by shifting who has power to appoint members that historically belonged to the governor.
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
NEW: GOP leaders in North Carolina have defended efforts to take certain powers from the governor, saying they reflect the will of voters.
Democrats say state residents are being harmed.
Democrats say state residents are being harmed.
@concealcarryvagina.bsky.social Merry Christmas our long distance friend!
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@concealcarryvagina.bsky.social Merry Christmas our long distance friend!
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There are still some great people out there. Don’t forget that.
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There are still some great people out there. Don’t forget that.
Oh my God
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh my God
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Why am I not surprised?
Why am I not surprised?
Trump disparages presidential foes in plaques attached to White House
President Trump took personal swipes at his top presidential foes in new plaques installed along the White House's "Presidential Walk of Fame."
www.usatoday.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Why am I not surprised?
Why am I not surprised?
Rick Scott - "I don't know the guy, never met him" re Trump pardoning Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández but all in on Trump overthrowing Maruro cause he's exporting drugs.
What a worthless POS
What a worthless POS
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rick Scott - "I don't know the guy, never met him" re Trump pardoning Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández but all in on Trump overthrowing Maruro cause he's exporting drugs.
What a worthless POS
What a worthless POS
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
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