the trans john cage
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i get to do a women impression. as a treat
impression.as
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i get to do a women impression. as a treat
what did he eat on this day
ball. gummy in a tub in the colour of dried papaya that's actually raisins
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
what did he eat on this day
did you know that [redacted] is my favourite fucking person on the planet earth
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
did you know that [redacted] is my favourite fucking person on the planet earth
the beeovie
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
the beeovie
i would get into green yuri if all the band talks wasn't just radiating straight up loser vibes
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i would get into green yuri if all the band talks wasn't just radiating straight up loser vibes
Reposted by the trans john cage
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
hold my chalice of menstruation and the traces of blood will make you forever mine
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
hold my chalice of menstruation and the traces of blood will make you forever mine
opening a bag shop calling it baohaus
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
opening a bag shop calling it baohaus
the bizarre case of my good smelling wife
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
the bizarre case of my good smelling wife
ball. gummy in a tub in the colour of dried papaya that's actually raisins
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ball. gummy in a tub in the colour of dried papaya that's actually raisins
we live in a scary world
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
we live in a scary world
I'm going to be shaking my ass and leak my period everywhere. to make a statement
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm going to be shaking my ass and leak my period everywhere. to make a statement
do yuo have the intel on the nourishment
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
do yuo have the intel on the nourishment
microwave is soooo turn-based
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
microwave is soooo turn-based
loaded (formerly seedy keys)
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
loaded (formerly seedy keys)
just saw a video of ai animated soyjak. it's over
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
just saw a video of ai animated soyjak. it's over
one of the most confusing things about human sexuality is perhaps our enjoyment in making cats into humans and humans into car
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
one of the most confusing things about human sexuality is perhaps our enjoyment in making cats into humans and humans into car
a megagon, not a circle
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
a megagon, not a circle
big chicken dot com
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
big chicken dot com
human imitation is a capitalist agenda
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
human imitation is a capitalist agenda
wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how my wife is the most charming br*t*sh person exist
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how my wife is the most charming br*t*sh person exist
need to make a pocket shrine of my wife
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
need to make a pocket shrine of my wife
resident gooner
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
resident gooner
shiny cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
shiny cuomo