Leif Malone
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A thread about all of my memorabilia from the film Powder, which I have never seen.
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When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
A DVD of the movie Powder.
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Public Enemy needs to train thousands of S1Ws to take to the streets and drive ICE back to the land of sucka MCs.
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It has been my experience, as a fairly recent transplant, that folks (and especially places of business) use both pronunciations.
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I was going to say it was the story of two unfuckable people finding the one thing they had in common, but...
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Probably would fuck the natalist dork wife tbf
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You're not going to believe this: I know a guy who gets blood transfusions on the reg. He somehow looks worse!
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OR what about “These Conservative Men are Unfuckable and That’s Your Problem”
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I'm sitting on a pretty juicy story if any major news outlets want to pay me for it. Apparently there's a nerdy couple in rural Pennsylvania and they're trying to have a ton of kids. Right now they have as many as a lot of other families, but here's the catch: they want more.
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Getting rationally angry
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Seriously, though. There have been a few questionable decisions at the margins, but there's no way we can expect to win with Turner-Schwarber-Harper going 2-21. Either they suck, or the Dodgers are good.
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Diving deep into why the Phillies are down 0-2 in the series:
The Dodgers are good
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Only suckers throw them in the trash.
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Haha, thanks. I will never run out of content.
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Flossers of Philadelphia Vol 4:
Condition: Like new! String looks taut, and the base is intact. Unique setup for this. Does one remove the base entirely if you want to pick? Interesting!
Mintiness: Not minty. Maybe never was
Verdict: That's a "no" from me, dawg. Don’t think I’ll reuse this one.
A flosser on the red subway steps. This is a unique one in that it’s not pointy on the end. I haven’t figured out the mechanics of it, but it kind of looks like you tear off the end and use it separately from the rest of it. It’s white.
thetroops.fightins.online
Flossers of Philadelphia Vol 4:
Condition: Like new! String looks taut, and the base is intact. Unique setup for this. Does one remove the base entirely if you want to pick? Interesting!
Mintiness: Not minty. Maybe never was
Verdict: That's a "no" from me, dawg. Don’t think I’ll reuse this one.
A flosser on the red subway steps. This is a unique one in that it’s not pointy on the end. I haven’t figured out the mechanics of it, but it kind of looks like you tear off the end and use it separately from the rest of it. It’s white.
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The top of this order. Holy hell.
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I don't go anywhere without my joe boxer brand floss picks
A 100 count package of Joe boxer brand floss picks
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Bukkake Hernandez sounds funnier out loud
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Greatest city in the world
A view of the Phillies ballpark from way up high. Off in the distance there’s the city skyline.
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Maybe the NFL can release the dang EPSTEIN FILES 😂😂 (?)
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Prop Joe from The Wire, waking me up every day with “I got a proposition for you.”
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You have to replace your alarm clock with one character from pop culture. Who wakes you up, and how?
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Haha, it’s Skyrizi. It’s so shitty.