The_Turtle_Moves
theturtlemoves.bsky.social
The_Turtle_Moves
@theturtlemoves.bsky.social
Recovering quantitative economics practitioner (data scientist). Interested in things. Appreciate of physical objects and light. Failure modes fascinate and horrify.

Occasional woodworking and house projects.

Dog. Cat. Cute
Any chance they'd legislate Bivens actions back to relevance, or that it'd matter?
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Pronouns in bio would probably do it
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I feel like there's a lot of us non-Christians who are very aware of the Church's potential. We're non-Christians either because the gap between reality and potential is big (failure of faith in the Church), or failure of faith in the Lord.
But we are also aware that churches sometimes do good.
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The other government overreach, not this one
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Demand has sunk, and in the face of PR headwinds the company is in danger of going belly-up
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
Here’s the really bad part: over time, this dynamic breeds bigger and bigger crises.

Markets keep updating their beliefs about TACO, so it takes ever more extreme actions to convince them he might not TACO.

Buckle up.
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
Maybe most notably, in Ozturk's case, the State Department recommendation acknowledged almost no evidence she had “engaged in any antisemitic activity” or made “any public statements indicating support for a terrorist organization or antisemitism generally.”
Exhibits 247-250 – #315, Att. #18 in American Association of University Professors v. Rubio (D. Mass., 1:25-cv-10685) – CourtListener.com
TRIAL EXHIBITS (Main Document: Exhibits 1-29, Attachments: # 1 Exhibits 30-45, # 2 Exhibits 46-52, # 3 Exhibits 53-64, # 4 Exhibits 65-68, # 5 Exhibits 69-83, # 6 Exhibits 94-132, # 7 Exhibits 133-168...
storage.courtlistener.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
Dawg
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
@lawfaremedia.org usually posts a debloviated version of these things, to the extent that there's anything left after that
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
You squeeze the paws and it goes squeak and the ears pop up.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My 5-year-old daughter has that hat. This is horror.
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyso the thing is we can either know where they are or what they're up to and I just got an email from the Impound Department with the subject line "We just figured out what your quantums are doing, pls come down here right away"

which means they've exited the premises
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"so all of Trump's picks will likely post pro-Nazi stuff, will the next Democratic president be able to fire them for that?"
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Anybody who wants that job absolutely shouldn't be allowed to have it. Drafting USAs from the ranks of true believer defence attorneys wouldn't be the worst idea...
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
There are not two kinds of citizens, 'naturalized' and 'born' or 'heritage' or whatever bigoted nonsense they have.

There is one kind of citizen: citizen.

That's it. We're one group. You wrongly arrested a citizen.

You fuckwits.
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Fairy sound
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by The_Turtle_Moves
This is not a joke to the folks wondering if he might do it.

If it was ever a joke, it stopped being one when he abducted a world leader without warning two weeks ago.

This is deadly serious and it is being taken deadly seriously and it is not about goddamned healthcare.

It is about war.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Companies can't trust AI agents to not do something like 'refund infinite dollars', so the AI agents have no actual power. They can only exist to tell people what's in the FAQs or waste their time
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Especially. Especially if you're the only one home.
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 AM