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thevinyllitigator.bsky.social
Jack Nicholson’s Alt
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Law student and interested in all things international.
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George Constanza from Seinfeld, wearing a brown suit jacket, blue collared dress shirt, and grey & red tie says, “I wanna get it back to when we were the Gatsbys.” Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld, wearing a more casual blue open collared shirt responds, “I still don’t know what that means.”
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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She wouldn’t let me put her bat wings on.
Bombay cat laying on her back looking up at the camera with her front paws outstretched.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I suppose General Grant was a loser then who should’ve been assigned a desk job somewhere…..
General and future president Ulysses S. Grant standing against a slim tree trunk with his right arm up against it and his left arm bent at the elbow in a triangle against his waist. He’s dressed in his Union military uniform with what looks to be a rangers hat with a steely glint in his eyes gazing off in the distance. Most importantly he’s bearded and looking badass.
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Joker: Folie à Deux is actually a decent movie - it was the moviegoing audiences’ fault that they were bored with something completely original in concept and disappointed that it wasn’t the typical repackaged, badly scripted nonsense that usually comes out of DC and Marvel.
Norman Rockwell’s painting “Freedom of Speech.”
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Caught a good one in Bushwick on Memorial Day.
Small orange and white stripey bodega cat lounging on the sidewalk outside its bodega in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. Bodega cat’s eyes are closed and it is acutely self-aware of the praise passersby are lauding on it.
May 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Reminds me of the equally disgusting New York-Cleveland baseball game from 2007 in Cleveland when these menaces swarmed everything in sight.
Yankees baseball catcher spraying another Yankees player with bug spray in the middle of a game in Cleveland, Ohio in 2007 during a midge swarm in the middle of the game.
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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From my sister in Cleveland- midges swarming everywhere.

I’ve never been more disgusted lol.
Midges swarming over a highway in Cleveland, Ohio. Midges swarming over a highway in Cleveland, Ohio. Midges swarming over a highway in Cleveland, Ohio. Midges swarming over a highway in Cleveland, Ohio.
May 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I lost my friend around the same time as you last year. I hope they’re friends wherever they are.
A mixed black, white, grey, and brown cat stares into the camera from her perch on the landing of a staircase with her head poked through the railing.
March 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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My gargoyle says good afternoon.

#Caturday
A small Bombay cat, black with copper eyes, perches herself on the corner of a staircase landing somehow outside of the railing staring down at you like a gargoyle.
February 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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#NowSpinning David Bowie’s Aladdin Sane. It’s hard for musical artists to immediately follow up an immaculately perfect album with something that gives it a run for its money.

This is very nearly what Aladdin Sane does to Ziggy Stardust, for my ears.

#Bowiesky #NowPlaying #vinyl #vinylsky
A black vinyl record spins on a turntable below its album cover DAVID BOWIE ALADDIN SANE. David Bowie, eyes closed in pensiveness, appears as his Aladdin Sane alter-ego, red mulleted, shirtless, with a striking red and blue thunderbolt striking down over his right eye down beside mouth.
January 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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#NowSpinning Band on the Run by Paul McCartney and the Wings. Beatle-esque moments with its own distinct McCartney sound. He found his post-Beatles creative footing here (though Ram is a decent solo album).

#vinyl #NowPlaying
A record spins below its album cover BAND ON THE RUN. Paul and Linda McCartney huddle together with a band of goons dressed in black. A police spotlight shines on the pack against a brick wall, catching them off-guard, on the run. Actor Christopher Lee inexplicably makes a cameo in the back row.
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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#IYKYK

#FreeSyria
Ex-Syrian dictator Bashar Al-Assad flipped upside down. If you know your history you know the reference.
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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#NowSpinning Can’t Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan. Better than Aja, perhaps controversially. Not a note out of place.

My background music for environmental law study; final exam on Wednesday. Album was released the same year the Clean Water Act Amendments of 1972 became law.

#Vinyl
A vinyl record spinning below its worn and weathered album cover Steely Dan Can’t Buy A Thrill. A $5 sticker from Spoonful Records, Columbus, Ohio remains on the upper right corner. The album art is a surreal collection of amalgamated images. Giant red lips. A shirtless man. Women standing against a wall on a city sidewalk.
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Willow reminds me of my Calista who passed away last year at 19 years young. Seeing Willow made my night.
December 7, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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#NowSpinning Parallel Lines by Blondie. Debbie Harry has such a magnetic presence.

My background music to studying for environmental law.

#vinyl
A vinyl record spinning below its album cover PARALLEL LINES BLONDIE. Debbie Harry stands directly center hands on hips in a white dress having no time for your nonsense, surrounded by five carbon copies of the same man in a rumpled black suit and tie with a white dress shirt. All stand against a background of alternating white and black parallel lines.
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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#NowSpinning Loaded by The Velvet Underground featuring such masterpieces as Rock & Roll and Sweet Jane.

A group that produced nothing but music ahead of its time.

#vinyl
A vinyl record spinning on a turntable below its album cover THE VELVET UNDERGROUND LOADED featuring an illustrated subway entrance with red steam emitting from it.
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Currently #spinning the album debut of #NinaSimone.

Some of my favorite piano instrumentals. #vinyl
Green translucent vinyl record spinning on a turntable under its album cover THE ORIGINAL NINA SIMONE JAZZ AS PLAYED IN AN EXCLUSIVE SIDE STREET CLUB.
December 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Happy #Caturday. This is Cricket, she’s studying for her JD.
November 30, 2024 at 2:47 PM