The Walking Beard
@thewalkingbeard.bsky.social
Heavy Music, Festivals, Beer, Gaming and Being a dick to folk on the internet
The Don has spoken! Can everyone stop calling it a participation award!
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Don has spoken! Can everyone stop calling it a participation award!
There comes a time when even I feel embarrassed for Americans.
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There comes a time when even I feel embarrassed for Americans.
Unsurprisingly Reform UK supporters can't tell a fake MP from a genuine one 😂
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Unsurprisingly Reform UK supporters can't tell a fake MP from a genuine one 😂
"I can't afford to pay inheritance tax on my farm, that I make no money from. Anyway, BRB, driving ma Lambo!"
Insidious prick.
Insidious prick.
January 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"I can't afford to pay inheritance tax on my farm, that I make no money from. Anyway, BRB, driving ma Lambo!"
Insidious prick.
Insidious prick.
The state of this moron.
Can anyone with a passport confirmation whether they needed to sing the National Anthem to receive their passport? I sure as fuck didn't
Can anyone with a passport confirmation whether they needed to sing the National Anthem to receive their passport? I sure as fuck didn't
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The state of this moron.
Can anyone with a passport confirmation whether they needed to sing the National Anthem to receive their passport? I sure as fuck didn't
Can anyone with a passport confirmation whether they needed to sing the National Anthem to receive their passport? I sure as fuck didn't
Meanwhile, on the cesspit. JKR confirms what we've all known for ages.
That she identified with a misogynistic racist
That she identified with a misogynistic racist
December 19, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Meanwhile, on the cesspit. JKR confirms what we've all known for ages.
That she identified with a misogynistic racist
That she identified with a misogynistic racist
Nigel Farage is such a charitable fellow. Just recently the multi-millionaire made a donation to this local Clacton business to aid their Xmas charity raffle.
His donation? 6 cases of his own brand Apple juice, that retail at £12.00 per case.
Who says Nigel never does anything for Clacton
His donation? 6 cases of his own brand Apple juice, that retail at £12.00 per case.
Who says Nigel never does anything for Clacton
December 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Nigel Farage is such a charitable fellow. Just recently the multi-millionaire made a donation to this local Clacton business to aid their Xmas charity raffle.
His donation? 6 cases of his own brand Apple juice, that retail at £12.00 per case.
Who says Nigel never does anything for Clacton
His donation? 6 cases of his own brand Apple juice, that retail at £12.00 per case.
Who says Nigel never does anything for Clacton
Lunatic shouts at milk.
Semi-skimmed milk is "left wing" says Nigel Farage, confirming once and for all what an utterly absurd, whinging, out of touch, irrelevant frog-faced bellend he is.
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Lunatic shouts at milk.
Remember when Nigel Farage begged Conservatives to come and join @reformexposed.bsky.social ?
Well now their chairman is practically begging other parties not to stand. The desperation...
Well now their chairman is practically begging other parties not to stand. The desperation...
December 3, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Remember when Nigel Farage begged Conservatives to come and join @reformexposed.bsky.social ?
Well now their chairman is practically begging other parties not to stand. The desperation...
Well now their chairman is practically begging other parties not to stand. The desperation...
Tonight on Celebrity Stars in their Eyes, Ann Widecombe performs "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Tonight on Celebrity Stars in their Eyes, Ann Widecombe performs "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse
Ben Habib has finally left Reform UK. Which begs the question - who would have him next?
November 28, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Ben Habib has finally left Reform UK. Which begs the question - who would have him next?
Well, if the Anthrax/Kreator gig last night is anything to go by, then Lady Gaga has a higher approval rating amongst metal fans than Gene Simmonds 😂
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Well, if the Anthrax/Kreator gig last night is anything to go by, then Lady Gaga has a higher approval rating amongst metal fans than Gene Simmonds 😂
Jesus wept. Just got charged £7.80 for a pint of Camden Pale...
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Jesus wept. Just got charged £7.80 for a pint of Camden Pale...
You can always tell a pathological liar. They're the ones that capitalise the first letter of each word in a sentence.
November 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
You can always tell a pathological liar. They're the ones that capitalise the first letter of each word in a sentence.
Name this band
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Name this band
Here's a class example of why I've moved to @bsky.app
Lozza Fox clearly inciting violence here. I've reported it but just like all the other countless times, nothing will ever come of it.
Lozza Fox clearly inciting violence here. I've reported it but just like all the other countless times, nothing will ever come of it.
November 16, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Here's a class example of why I've moved to @bsky.app
Lozza Fox clearly inciting violence here. I've reported it but just like all the other countless times, nothing will ever come of it.
Lozza Fox clearly inciting violence here. I've reported it but just like all the other countless times, nothing will ever come of it.
Meanwhile, back in the cesspit, the usual suspects are endorsing rapists again...
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Meanwhile, back in the cesspit, the usual suspects are endorsing rapists again...