chief hex officer
@theweedwitch.bsky.social
She/Her
Writer, witch, gamer, cat mom. 29.
Writer, witch, gamer, cat mom. 29.
Favorite from Helluva / Favorite from Hazbin
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Favorite from Helluva / Favorite from Hazbin
Messaging my therapist immediately after hearing big news about my abuser like
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Messaging my therapist immediately after hearing big news about my abuser like
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
Brighter owns my whole ass.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Brighter owns my whole ass.
Reading Project Hail Mary and getting suddenly emotional realizing that even if there are a billion worlds out there that contain life, not a single one of them will be like Earth life.
Our pale blue dot is so special. 🥹
Our pale blue dot is so special. 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reading Project Hail Mary and getting suddenly emotional realizing that even if there are a billion worlds out there that contain life, not a single one of them will be like Earth life.
Our pale blue dot is so special. 🥹
Our pale blue dot is so special. 🥹
When the Friday morning starts off with a company wide tech failure and my mom texting me to fight about politics at 10am
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When the Friday morning starts off with a company wide tech failure and my mom texting me to fight about politics at 10am
Credit to my friend @queenhan.bsky.social for this theory, but I think I agree—
“Gravity” is designed to be a prelude for another villain song. One that will have a similar vibe but a different singer. Whose voice do we KNOW is gonna have that rocker edge? 👀
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers
“Gravity” is designed to be a prelude for another villain song. One that will have a similar vibe but a different singer. Whose voice do we KNOW is gonna have that rocker edge? 👀
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Credit to my friend @queenhan.bsky.social for this theory, but I think I agree—
“Gravity” is designed to be a prelude for another villain song. One that will have a similar vibe but a different singer. Whose voice do we KNOW is gonna have that rocker edge? 👀
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers
“Gravity” is designed to be a prelude for another villain song. One that will have a similar vibe but a different singer. Whose voice do we KNOW is gonna have that rocker edge? 👀
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers
Tonight is the night.
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tonight is the night.
In conclusion: you should know that there was once a little white dog named Piper, and she would want nothing more than for a fuzzy friend of your choosing to receive a belly rub in her honor.
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
In conclusion: you should know that there was once a little white dog named Piper, and she would want nothing more than for a fuzzy friend of your choosing to receive a belly rub in her honor.
This is Piper. She was born on Valentine’s Day back in 2012. In her first year of life, she survived: a bout with parvo, eating a pain pill, and getting attacked by a larger dog.
The rest of her life was spent being a companion to my parents.
The rest of her life was spent being a companion to my parents.
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is Piper. She was born on Valentine’s Day back in 2012. In her first year of life, she survived: a bout with parvo, eating a pain pill, and getting attacked by a larger dog.
The rest of her life was spent being a companion to my parents.
The rest of her life was spent being a companion to my parents.
Elder Homestucks
August 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Elder Homestucks
my live reaction to a video of Kesha performing Praying at her sold out concert in Madison Square Garden on her first tour as a free and independent artist
July 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my live reaction to a video of Kesha performing Praying at her sold out concert in Madison Square Garden on her first tour as a free and independent artist
as you know, I live in a fairytale glen. here are some of the summer’s first shroomies!
May 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
as you know, I live in a fairytale glen. here are some of the summer’s first shroomies!
As a person who ONLY cares about the Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill anime, this is a big day for me.
May 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
As a person who ONLY cares about the Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill anime, this is a big day for me.
Today, on April 30th, I made bread.
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today, on April 30th, I made bread.
everyone shut up
look at this turtle we found in our yard
look at this turtle we found in our yard
April 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
everyone shut up
look at this turtle we found in our yard
look at this turtle we found in our yard
honorable mention
April 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
honorable mention
four video games that defined my taste in gaming
April 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
four video games that defined my taste in gaming
Grey wolves vs what we believe dire wolves looked like.
Very few similarities beyond general canine-ness.
Very few similarities beyond general canine-ness.
April 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Grey wolves vs what we believe dire wolves looked like.
Very few similarities beyond general canine-ness.
Very few similarities beyond general canine-ness.
Found this fella in our garden the other day!
April 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Found this fella in our garden the other day!
Finished Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian today.
Legitimately one of my favorite reads in a while. A Western odyssey full of witches, ghosts, magic, and a demon. A wonderful adventure and I heartily recommend it. #BookSky
Legitimately one of my favorite reads in a while. A Western odyssey full of witches, ghosts, magic, and a demon. A wonderful adventure and I heartily recommend it. #BookSky
April 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Finished Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian today.
Legitimately one of my favorite reads in a while. A Western odyssey full of witches, ghosts, magic, and a demon. A wonderful adventure and I heartily recommend it. #BookSky
Legitimately one of my favorite reads in a while. A Western odyssey full of witches, ghosts, magic, and a demon. A wonderful adventure and I heartily recommend it. #BookSky
me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
me in the national security group chat
Born too late to get my dream job, huffing cave gas and dealing out prophecies in exchange for gifts.
March 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Born too late to get my dream job, huffing cave gas and dealing out prophecies in exchange for gifts.