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The Witty Kitty 🐈🇨🇦
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Hello pals! I've taken over Popcorn's Scratch Pad on... you know...
Call me Baby.
Take PP with what's left to stand on!!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
No wonder he created
'Bored of Peace'
🫩
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
OMG, the villain from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is real! 🤯
a man in a top hat is talking about sweeties .
ALT: a man in a top hat is talking about sweeties .
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January 24, 2026 at 1:24 PM
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Wimps
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Invite CNN over 😈
bsky.app/profile/raji...
Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
He reminds me of the villain in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
a man in a top hat stands in front of a group of men on horses
ALT: a man in a top hat stands in front of a group of men on horses
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January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ok, shhhh, shhhh
We don't wanna get invaded, do we?
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I tune out on 🇺🇸 sports, 🇺🇸 health studies (when healthcare is covered like 🇨🇦's the statistics are different), 🇺🇸 fashions on the red carpet (comments can be mean), 🇺🇸 business, US crimes (I wanna know why the police are down my block, not over the border), forecasts of the 🇺🇸 economy (that's a laugh).
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
What a cccrrryyybbaabbyyy!!!
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Does it stop for school buses?
Does it stay below speed limits?
Does it stop when streetcars have stopped?
Does it tell the driver to get off the bike & red lanes?
Does it refuse to park on the street & tells the driver to find a proper parking lot?
If not, don't bring them to #Toronto!
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
So let me get this straight. Maria Corina Machado won the Nobel peace prize for fighting for peace in Venezuela. Then she hands it over to Trump to calm him down & try to keep his hands off Venezuela's businesses, oil & political climate.
Let's nominate her again for the Nobel Peace Prize!
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
And the NBA, MLB & MLS.
NWSL too.

FIFA can just either cancel or Mexico & Canada does the hosting.
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Nobody tells him what they did to the last Shah.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Interesting to see what the open carry residents would do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Blood money
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM