The Witty Kitty 🐈🇨🇦
@thewittykitty.bsky.social
Hello pals! I've taken over Popcorn's Scratch Pad on... you know...
Call me Baby.
Call me Baby.
Take PP with what's left to stand on!!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Take PP with what's left to stand on!!!
No wonder he created
'Bored of Peace'
'Bored of Peace'
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
No wonder he created
'Bored of Peace'
'Bored of Peace'
OMG, the villain from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is real! 🤯
a man in a top hat is talking about sweeties .
ALT: a man in a top hat is talking about sweeties .
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January 24, 2026 at 1:24 PM
OMG, the villain from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is real! 🤯
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
🎶O’vr the land that we must flee🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
🎶And the home of the deeply depraved🎶
Invite CNN over 😈
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Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Invite CNN over 😈
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He reminds me of the villain in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
a man in a top hat stands in front of a group of men on horses
ALT: a man in a top hat stands in front of a group of men on horses
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January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
He reminds me of the villain in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Ok, shhhh, shhhh
We don't wanna get invaded, do we?
We don't wanna get invaded, do we?
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Ok, shhhh, shhhh
We don't wanna get invaded, do we?
We don't wanna get invaded, do we?
I tune out on 🇺🇸 sports, 🇺🇸 health studies (when healthcare is covered like 🇨🇦's the statistics are different), 🇺🇸 fashions on the red carpet (comments can be mean), 🇺🇸 business, US crimes (I wanna know why the police are down my block, not over the border), forecasts of the 🇺🇸 economy (that's a laugh).
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I tune out on 🇺🇸 sports, 🇺🇸 health studies (when healthcare is covered like 🇨🇦's the statistics are different), 🇺🇸 fashions on the red carpet (comments can be mean), 🇺🇸 business, US crimes (I wanna know why the police are down my block, not over the border), forecasts of the 🇺🇸 economy (that's a laugh).
What a cccrrryyybbaabbyyy!!!
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What a cccrrryyybbaabbyyy!!!
Does it stop for school buses?
Does it stay below speed limits?
Does it stop when streetcars have stopped?
Does it tell the driver to get off the bike & red lanes?
Does it refuse to park on the street & tells the driver to find a proper parking lot?
If not, don't bring them to #Toronto!
Does it stay below speed limits?
Does it stop when streetcars have stopped?
Does it tell the driver to get off the bike & red lanes?
Does it refuse to park on the street & tells the driver to find a proper parking lot?
If not, don't bring them to #Toronto!
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Does it stop for school buses?
Does it stay below speed limits?
Does it stop when streetcars have stopped?
Does it tell the driver to get off the bike & red lanes?
Does it refuse to park on the street & tells the driver to find a proper parking lot?
If not, don't bring them to #Toronto!
Does it stay below speed limits?
Does it stop when streetcars have stopped?
Does it tell the driver to get off the bike & red lanes?
Does it refuse to park on the street & tells the driver to find a proper parking lot?
If not, don't bring them to #Toronto!
Would 'Best in Show' do?
a cat sitting in front of trophies and ribbons including one that says ' winner ' on it
ALT: a cat sitting in front of trophies and ribbons including one that says ' winner ' on it
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January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Would 'Best in Show' do?
So let me get this straight. Maria Corina Machado won the Nobel peace prize for fighting for peace in Venezuela. Then she hands it over to Trump to calm him down & try to keep his hands off Venezuela's businesses, oil & political climate.
Let's nominate her again for the Nobel Peace Prize!
Let's nominate her again for the Nobel Peace Prize!
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
So let me get this straight. Maria Corina Machado won the Nobel peace prize for fighting for peace in Venezuela. Then she hands it over to Trump to calm him down & try to keep his hands off Venezuela's businesses, oil & political climate.
Let's nominate her again for the Nobel Peace Prize!
Let's nominate her again for the Nobel Peace Prize!
And the NBA, MLB & MLS.
NWSL too.
FIFA can just either cancel or Mexico & Canada does the hosting.
NWSL too.
FIFA can just either cancel or Mexico & Canada does the hosting.
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
And the NBA, MLB & MLS.
NWSL too.
FIFA can just either cancel or Mexico & Canada does the hosting.
NWSL too.
FIFA can just either cancel or Mexico & Canada does the hosting.
Nobody tells him what they did to the last Shah.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Nobody tells him what they did to the last Shah.
Interesting to see what the open carry residents would do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Interesting to see what the open carry residents would do.