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Hello pals! I've taken over Popcorn's Scratch Pad on... you know...
Call me Baby.
Pinned
Spilling the tea about to commence.
#cats #gossip
#CatsofBluesky
#Caturday
No wonder he created the "Bored of Peace" organization.
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You know, I think I once read a book somewhere that explained this .... 🤔
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
For those who are shocked that F1 is nominated for Best Picture, no worries:
🚨 BREAKING: The 2026 Academy Awards canceled after Oscars go missing.

🚨 UPDATE: Awards found, Trump claims victory in all categories.
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
But yea, you gotta respect the work @torontofire.bsky.social does!
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you're ordering #takeout and #delivery in the #GTA be sure to tip your driver more than 20%!!
a car is driving down a snowy road in front of a house
ALT: a car is driving down a snowy road in front of a house
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
USA was always the chosen country in which refugees & immigrants chose when they had no hope.
Now Americans are now understanding what beastly horrors they had faced & why they fled.
ICE agents are stalking the streets of Minneapolis demanding that random brown people provide proof of citizenship.

We good with that, America?

I thought we learned this lesson back in World War II, but I guess not.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
@thunderbayed.bsky.social
And right before the PC leadership review. 😈
Petition e6679 will be read in Parliament at 10am on Jan 27, 2026. It will likely be live streamed on CPAC.

e6679 addresses MPs who spread misinformation.

Please email your MP asking them to act on e6679 to protect Canadian sovereignty and democracy.

politicalhonesty.ca/MP-lookup-wi...
EMAIL your MP about e6679
Information and Media about Petition e6679 can be found here: Links and Media Voici la version française
politicalhonesty.ca
January 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Hey #Greenland, it's not too late to rename your country to Badland.
Maybe that orange goon will take a hint.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws"
~Plato

No wonder 🤔
Texas A&M decides that Plato is too woke (and too gay) to be read in College Station, because of risk that the Texas GOP would be offended.
From an email to one of our faculty members....

Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Do you live in Ontario?

Listen up …

#onpoli
🚘🕳️ Through 2025, Colin D'Mello and I invested a lot of time looking into Ontario Premier Doug Ford's dream of tunnelling under Hwy. 401. Through sourcing, freedom of information and lots of questions, here's what we found (in chronological order) #OnPoli
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
One more day
#2026
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#BlueJays vs Dodgers, World Series 7th game.
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What wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card? 😵‍💫
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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it's time to make your 2026 bingo card
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Could we take a vote to change it to black, as in Epstein Files Black?
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Santa Claus is now authorized to make his deliveries in Canada 🇨🇦

I showed this video to my 8 year old son and he is pumped 😂

🎄🎅🏼🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🎄🎅🏼
🎄🎅🏼 🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🎄🎅🏼
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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We have heard word from our repawter at the North Pole: bad news! Santa's Cat has been forced to vacate their very warm and comfy spot on the back of a reindeer! Better news: Santa is confirmed to be on his way.

#cats #cat #CatNews #catsofmastodon #christmas #merrychristmas

https://cat-news.news/
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Jeff Landry, special envoy to #Greenland welcoming party:
a red white and blue lighthouse with a star on it is floating in the ocean
ALT: a red white and blue lighthouse with a star on it is floating in the ocean
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dunno if my night vision eyesight needs checking or that #Toronto's streetlights aren't giving out enough light to watch where I'm going before sunrise or after sunset.
a pair of white circles with holes in the middle on a black background .
ALT: a pair of white circles with holes in the middle on a black background .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Explain to me why I need to get up early to take the TTC & carry a backbreaking knapsack with my laptop, shoes, lunch, water bottle & snacks.
I serve more clients by staying home & less likely to call in sick & I finish up more assignments at home than I do at the office.
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🇨🇦 CARNEY FACES UNION UPROAR OVER RETURN TO WORK PLANS 🇨🇦

Prime Minister Mark #Carney is preparing to tighten office rules, following Doug Ford's lead.

Unions are angry and Ottawa MPs are nervous.

Mark Ramzy reports...
#CdnPoli #PSAC #Ottawa #WorkFromHome
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sooooo out of touch with #Toronto citizens.
#TTC #BikeTO
I heard on right-wing radio (Newstalk1010) that transit is just for commuting. Same with cyclists. Only one percent of commuters in Toronto cycle to work. Why should we have bike lanes? First, that one percent is for all of Toronto--not just those living in the old city. 1/
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They built it s-l-o-w and now it runs s-l-o-w. 😆
#TTC
I love that the TTC is now dredging up the ~12 year old justifications for the Finch West LRT to justify why its so slow, instead of just . . . making it faster . . .
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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When the current WH resident decimated the People’s House, they removed a very special plant.

Hundreds line up to replant a piece of Obama’s ivy…

To Keep Hope Alive💙
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@thunderbayed.bsky.social

Come January....that leadership review...
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM