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Niles Paine
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30. 🌹. Reply Enby. Jaded. Fun Loving Bisexual. (They/Them). UK (unfortunately).
The 90’s start in 1993 (don’t ask me to explain it).
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Imagine being silly enough to believe in something!
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Free speech just not that kind of free speech
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
There’s a good chance that Reform would just forget to be transphobic beyond banning pride flags etc.
February 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Cancelled after 3 series in 2032.
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Ketamine delusions about your own AI replacing yourself (but somehow positive)
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I’m sad the cannon ending didn’t involve a 9 Iron lodged into Mr House’s skull.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I know I’m barely thirty (and mostly worked in shitholes) but anywhere I’ve worked people who are 60 plus constantly mention how many years they have left until retirement at least once a week. Either way there’s wilful ignorance there, one way or the other.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Reform are genuinely going to throw away their lead by having too many Tories, I know they need more candidates that aren’t “racist landlord with petty grievances against the council” but when will they realise that their base doesn’t like the Tories (apart from one or two) anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Mandalorian going from a very fun pseudo western set in space to a flashy but forgettable Peter Kay routine about minor Star Wars characters should have made it obvious why appealing to those aspects is a bad idea.
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He’s from Manchester, they do things differently there, allegedly…,,
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Cruelty for the sake of cruelty.
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Give it six months and they will have a collab with Only Fools and Horses at this rate.
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Give it a year or two and one of the “sensibles” will float the idea of suspending elections to “stop the threat of Reform” even though Labour will be losing because people are supporting the Greens and other parties on the left.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM