Ryan
@theyoungryan.bsky.social
Just a guy in too many bands.
needless ghost, gnatcatcher, vocabularies and dear forbidden.
needless ghost, gnatcatcher, vocabularies and dear forbidden.
The Baby Assassins trilogy is on sale for $10 on appletv
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Baby Assassins trilogy is on sale for $10 on appletv
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My takeaway is that neither of these teams is winning the Super Bowl.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My takeaway is that neither of these teams is winning the Super Bowl.
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
My best of 2025 movies - Baby Assassins 3 my best of 2025 TV shows - Baby Assassins Everyday
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My best of 2025 movies - Baby Assassins 3 my best of 2025 TV shows - Baby Assassins Everyday
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
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It is surprisingly easy to not be a piece of shit about a horrible tragedy, y'know?
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It is surprisingly easy to not be a piece of shit about a horrible tragedy, y'know?
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It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
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I did not see this coming.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I did not see this coming.
in this house we are very excited for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
in this house we are very excited for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Mahiro from Baby Assassins by Abi
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mahiro from Baby Assassins by Abi
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Elon Musk claims Grok's "epic vulgar roasts" can "make people really laugh at a party" so I took him up on it and used my coworkers as guinea pigs: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Said Grok’s Roasts Would Be ‘Epic’ at Parties—So I Tried It on My Coworkers
It went about as well as you’d expect.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Elon Musk claims Grok's "epic vulgar roasts" can "make people really laugh at a party" so I took him up on it and used my coworkers as guinea pigs: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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I would watch 100 Baby Assassins movies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I would watch 100 Baby Assassins movies.
if you like comics or Weird Al or both comics and Weird Al this might be for you?
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
My Pal Weird Al: A Comic Book Anthology
Never before have comic professionals this passionate - this sycophantic - this white and nerdy - collaborated on something so weird.
www.kickstarter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
if you like comics or Weird Al or both comics and Weird Al this might be for you?
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
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Holy mackerel what a play!!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Holy mackerel what a play!!!!!!!
The Buffalo Bills are cooked.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Buffalo Bills are cooked.
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NEW from me —
NJ GOP congressman's former staffer indicted in staged MAGA attack
Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
NEW from me —
I love getting a text from Dawn “I’ve been thinking about Baby Assassins all day and I can’t wait to watch more.” That’s how I know she’s the gal for me
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love getting a text from Dawn “I’ve been thinking about Baby Assassins all day and I can’t wait to watch more.” That’s how I know she’s the gal for me
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It’s kind of incredible that, after both Sirianni Super Bowl years, the Eagles have had great records and they’re completely unwatchable with rancid vibes
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s kind of incredible that, after both Sirianni Super Bowl years, the Eagles have had great records and they’re completely unwatchable with rancid vibes
Imagine if the eagles had even just an ok offense. They would be dominating.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Imagine if the eagles had even just an ok offense. They would be dominating.
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
I made my family watch my favorite movie trilogy with me and they loved it! Kiddo said she can’t wait to watch the show.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I made my family watch my favorite movie trilogy with me and they loved it! Kiddo said she can’t wait to watch the show.
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Follow up on Sarah Kendzior's Bluesky suspension.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Follow up on Sarah Kendzior's Bluesky suspension.