Ages of the last 10 signings.
I didn't realise Palhinha and Kolo were so (comparatively) old!
I didn't realise Palhinha and Kolo were so (comparatively) old!
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Ages of the last 10 signings.
I didn't realise Palhinha and Kolo were so (comparatively) old!
I didn't realise Palhinha and Kolo were so (comparatively) old!
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
WOW. It's not just that, it's "he can't stand for MP because we're scared of losing power in Greater Manchester."
That is terrifyingly anti-democractic - we won't have votes because we're scared of losing them? Sounds like someone's been to the school of Trump.
That is terrifyingly anti-democractic - we won't have votes because we're scared of losing them? Sounds like someone's been to the school of Trump.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
WOW. It's not just that, it's "he can't stand for MP because we're scared of losing power in Greater Manchester."
That is terrifyingly anti-democractic - we won't have votes because we're scared of losing them? Sounds like someone's been to the school of Trump.
That is terrifyingly anti-democractic - we won't have votes because we're scared of losing them? Sounds like someone's been to the school of Trump.
And claims concerns around the US holding the world cup are unfounded, because people were worried in advance of Qatar and that turned out fine?
You can't even get consistency from your own website, why the fuck would you lash out at us, you horrible hypocrite?
You can't even get consistency from your own website, why the fuck would you lash out at us, you horrible hypocrite?
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
And claims concerns around the US holding the world cup are unfounded, because people were worried in advance of Qatar and that turned out fine?
You can't even get consistency from your own website, why the fuck would you lash out at us, you horrible hypocrite?
You can't even get consistency from your own website, why the fuck would you lash out at us, you horrible hypocrite?
No, THIS is a rawl pug.
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
No, THIS is a rawl pug.
It concerns me how frequently Laura Lexx has a look inside my brain without telling me.
I regularly send this tweet from 2022 to people. I'm yet to find someone who isn't stunned by it.
I regularly send this tweet from 2022 to people. I'm yet to find someone who isn't stunned by it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It concerns me how frequently Laura Lexx has a look inside my brain without telling me.
I regularly send this tweet from 2022 to people. I'm yet to find someone who isn't stunned by it.
I regularly send this tweet from 2022 to people. I'm yet to find someone who isn't stunned by it.
He bloody loves a war doesn't he
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
He bloody loves a war doesn't he
It looks like she wasn't willing to take that chance.
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
It looks like she wasn't willing to take that chance.
With appropriate timing, I just opened my freezer and saw these. I stopped into Iceland when I was drunk yesterday, I couldn't figure out if these were a brilliant idea or a terrible one, so I had to buy them to find out.
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
With appropriate timing, I just opened my freezer and saw these. I stopped into Iceland when I was drunk yesterday, I couldn't figure out if these were a brilliant idea or a terrible one, so I had to buy them to find out.
Don't forget to compare it last year's Christmas table...
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Don't forget to compare it last year's Christmas table...
Oh my...
I just googled "water monster" for some inspiration of what form the pool revenge might take, this was what came back.
I just googled "water monster" for some inspiration of what form the pool revenge might take, this was what came back.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh my...
I just googled "water monster" for some inspiration of what form the pool revenge might take, this was what came back.
I just googled "water monster" for some inspiration of what form the pool revenge might take, this was what came back.
Just checking my dried fruit stock, I don't remember buying these...
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just checking my dried fruit stock, I don't remember buying these...
I think my brain hates me. I can't sleep because it's stuck in my head, I'm hoping one last listen might clear it...
#HowLongAThon
#HowLongAThon
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think my brain hates me. I can't sleep because it's stuck in my head, I'm hoping one last listen might clear it...
#HowLongAThon
#HowLongAThon
For God's sake, get those boys some electrolytes! That water's gong to do nothing for them if they don't have some salts and sugar too!
Side note, check out the "dads on a night bus" vibe from these guys #HowLongAThon
Side note, check out the "dads on a night bus" vibe from these guys #HowLongAThon
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
For God's sake, get those boys some electrolytes! That water's gong to do nothing for them if they don't have some salts and sugar too!
Side note, check out the "dads on a night bus" vibe from these guys #HowLongAThon
Side note, check out the "dads on a night bus" vibe from these guys #HowLongAThon
They're about to go on... #LuckySocks
As an aside, if you were making days of the week socks, WHY would you make Saturday grey?? You just wouldn't, would you. You'd make them the brightest ones.
As an aside, if you were making days of the week socks, WHY would you make Saturday grey?? You just wouldn't, would you. You'd make them the brightest ones.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
They're about to go on... #LuckySocks
As an aside, if you were making days of the week socks, WHY would you make Saturday grey?? You just wouldn't, would you. You'd make them the brightest ones.
As an aside, if you were making days of the week socks, WHY would you make Saturday grey?? You just wouldn't, would you. You'd make them the brightest ones.
It's shaping up to be another funny season for Spurs, but any time we have a bad performance I just think of this.
If sport makes you boo a team you call yourself a supporter of, it's probably not for you.
I mean, I'm no linguist, but it doesn't sound very supportive to me.
If sport makes you boo a team you call yourself a supporter of, it's probably not for you.
I mean, I'm no linguist, but it doesn't sound very supportive to me.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's shaping up to be another funny season for Spurs, but any time we have a bad performance I just think of this.
If sport makes you boo a team you call yourself a supporter of, it's probably not for you.
I mean, I'm no linguist, but it doesn't sound very supportive to me.
If sport makes you boo a team you call yourself a supporter of, it's probably not for you.
I mean, I'm no linguist, but it doesn't sound very supportive to me.
Just posting this because I might not be able to get as much use out of it soon...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just posting this because I might not be able to get as much use out of it soon...
Two thoughts on this:
1. With a name like Enoch he never really stood a chance;
2. It *delights* me that the judge made it clear the decision was nothing to do with his gross views, but referred to Transition Year. Top trolling.
1. With a name like Enoch he never really stood a chance;
2. It *delights* me that the judge made it clear the decision was nothing to do with his gross views, but referred to Transition Year. Top trolling.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Two thoughts on this:
1. With a name like Enoch he never really stood a chance;
2. It *delights* me that the judge made it clear the decision was nothing to do with his gross views, but referred to Transition Year. Top trolling.
1. With a name like Enoch he never really stood a chance;
2. It *delights* me that the judge made it clear the decision was nothing to do with his gross views, but referred to Transition Year. Top trolling.
He would lose his shit if he learned about Panto. I once saw a Cinderella where the ugly sisters were called Squeezeit and Spanky*.
*Might not be the actual names used, I can't remember, but it was something like that.
*Might not be the actual names used, I can't remember, but it was something like that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He would lose his shit if he learned about Panto. I once saw a Cinderella where the ugly sisters were called Squeezeit and Spanky*.
*Might not be the actual names used, I can't remember, but it was something like that.
*Might not be the actual names used, I can't remember, but it was something like that.
Just had the police at my door, one of my neighbours is missing. He has pronounced learning difficulties and is non-verbal, if you're in the Hither Green/Lewisham area please keep a lookout. If you see him they advise to call 101/999 rather than approach him, as communication may be difficult.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just had the police at my door, one of my neighbours is missing. He has pronounced learning difficulties and is non-verbal, if you're in the Hither Green/Lewisham area please keep a lookout. If you see him they advise to call 101/999 rather than approach him, as communication may be difficult.
Ooh, I'm not used to being the Debbie Downer!
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ooh, I'm not used to being the Debbie Downer!