I keep telling everyone, this has always been the plan! Well, not the Ange bit, but 17th and CL winners is really the only way we could top last season.
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I keep telling everyone, this has always been the plan! Well, not the Ange bit, but 17th and CL winners is really the only way we could top last season.
Mate, I've not been working because of my mentals for literally years, I know *exactly* what you mean.
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Mate, I've not been working because of my mentals for literally years, I know *exactly* what you mean.
Well, either way it's a big deal. And a pain in the arse. And expensive, which is scary in itself.
Living alone is fucking awesome, I'm a very socially person and probably like it more than is healthy! If you can find one routine you can manage atm (e.g. brush your teeth at 9am), it'll help.
Living alone is fucking awesome, I'm a very socially person and probably like it more than is healthy! If you can find one routine you can manage atm (e.g. brush your teeth at 9am), it'll help.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Well, either way it's a big deal. And a pain in the arse. And expensive, which is scary in itself.
Living alone is fucking awesome, I'm a very socially person and probably like it more than is healthy! If you can find one routine you can manage atm (e.g. brush your teeth at 9am), it'll help.
Living alone is fucking awesome, I'm a very socially person and probably like it more than is healthy! If you can find one routine you can manage atm (e.g. brush your teeth at 9am), it'll help.
You're a seasoned pro at this, you know all the bullshit your brain will throw at you. The fact that you're achieving anything outside of dealing with that, never mind something as soul destroying as buying a flat, is frankly a miracle.
If you wanna talk to someone who knows the mentals, I'm around
If you wanna talk to someone who knows the mentals, I'm around
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
You're a seasoned pro at this, you know all the bullshit your brain will throw at you. The fact that you're achieving anything outside of dealing with that, never mind something as soul destroying as buying a flat, is frankly a miracle.
If you wanna talk to someone who knows the mentals, I'm around
If you wanna talk to someone who knows the mentals, I'm around
Doing it drunk is probably for the best; you can't overthink it then. And when you wake up in the morning and realise what you've done, you're not gonna put it back on.
Jeez, what a rough few days. No wonder you're having an episode! Your brain's trying to tell you to be gentle with it.
Jeez, what a rough few days. No wonder you're having an episode! Your brain's trying to tell you to be gentle with it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Doing it drunk is probably for the best; you can't overthink it then. And when you wake up in the morning and realise what you've done, you're not gonna put it back on.
Jeez, what a rough few days. No wonder you're having an episode! Your brain's trying to tell you to be gentle with it.
Jeez, what a rough few days. No wonder you're having an episode! Your brain's trying to tell you to be gentle with it.
How would you feel about an amateur doing it on some sort of "pay per play" style? I'm not offering(!), but I'm sure you'd have some readers/followers who'd be up for it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
How would you feel about an amateur doing it on some sort of "pay per play" style? I'm not offering(!), but I'm sure you'd have some readers/followers who'd be up for it.
I'm sorry, that must be bizarre. It's always strange doing them when you're single (I still put my parents down, but it feels like it's the wrong way round), but doing that post-marriage must feel almost like regression ❤️
BUT, once you've done a few your mental state will start to lift, I promise.
BUT, once you've done a few your mental state will start to lift, I promise.
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm sorry, that must be bizarre. It's always strange doing them when you're single (I still put my parents down, but it feels like it's the wrong way round), but doing that post-marriage must feel almost like regression ❤️
BUT, once you've done a few your mental state will start to lift, I promise.
BUT, once you've done a few your mental state will start to lift, I promise.
I dunno, I have joint issues (my ankles can give way with no notice), so presumably I'd be the target audience. This feels like a law suit waiting to happen.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I dunno, I have joint issues (my ankles can give way with no notice), so presumably I'd be the target audience. This feels like a law suit waiting to happen.
I'm a LOT better than I was then. You'll get there, a new home is a new focus, it will help
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I'm a LOT better than I was then. You'll get there, a new home is a new focus, it will help
My last major episode began about a month after buying a flat. That was about 8 years ago. The episode's still going strong and I still have unpacked boxes.
Sorry, that was meant to be an "I feel your pain" message, instead it looks like a "there's no light at the end of the tunnel" one...
Sorry, that was meant to be an "I feel your pain" message, instead it looks like a "there's no light at the end of the tunnel" one...
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My last major episode began about a month after buying a flat. That was about 8 years ago. The episode's still going strong and I still have unpacked boxes.
Sorry, that was meant to be an "I feel your pain" message, instead it looks like a "there's no light at the end of the tunnel" one...
Sorry, that was meant to be an "I feel your pain" message, instead it looks like a "there's no light at the end of the tunnel" one...
There is the Urinatronic at John Lewis, but you can't really justify the price tag for a single function item.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
There is the Urinatronic at John Lewis, but you can't really justify the price tag for a single function item.
No, that's the Pissomatic 500. An inferior model, but will suffice for your day to pissboiling needs.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
No, that's the Pissomatic 500. An inferior model, but will suffice for your day to pissboiling needs.
To be fair, Ian McKellen could read the ingredients list for my toothpaste and I'd be rapt.
I played Titania at the same I as I was studying A Midsummer Night's Dream, I fully fell in love with the way she was vulnerable and concilatory in one speech and a raging badass bitch in the next.
I played Titania at the same I as I was studying A Midsummer Night's Dream, I fully fell in love with the way she was vulnerable and concilatory in one speech and a raging badass bitch in the next.
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
To be fair, Ian McKellen could read the ingredients list for my toothpaste and I'd be rapt.
I played Titania at the same I as I was studying A Midsummer Night's Dream, I fully fell in love with the way she was vulnerable and concilatory in one speech and a raging badass bitch in the next.
I played Titania at the same I as I was studying A Midsummer Night's Dream, I fully fell in love with the way she was vulnerable and concilatory in one speech and a raging badass bitch in the next.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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I bet you wanna dip your duck in that pool
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I bet you wanna dip your duck in that pool
Tbh, I don't think there's anything wrong with what he said from a club perspective. Why would they care if fans are mad at them? Better that everyone's united and behind the team & manager than they like the shareholders - it's much more likely to result in wins, therefore more money for the owners
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Tbh, I don't think there's anything wrong with what he said from a club perspective. Why would they care if fans are mad at them? Better that everyone's united and behind the team & manager than they like the shareholders - it's much more likely to result in wins, therefore more money for the owners