Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
@thisismarkslife.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
Yes. That is a drag queen at the top.
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yes. That is a drag queen at the top.
Festive as fuck!
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Festive as fuck!
It is NOT accidental that an anagram of 'Customers' is 'Store Scum'.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1A8k...
www.facebook.com/share/v/1A8k...
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It is NOT accidental that an anagram of 'Customers' is 'Store Scum'.
www.facebook.com/share/v/1A8k...
www.facebook.com/share/v/1A8k...
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh well!
I imagine he was one of those dickheads that complains about health & safety regulations too!!
I imagine he was one of those dickheads that complains about health & safety regulations too!!
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Oh well!
I imagine he was one of those dickheads that complains about health & safety regulations too!!
I imagine he was one of those dickheads that complains about health & safety regulations too!!
I think I can safely say that the vast majority of you are strangers!
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think I can safely say that the vast majority of you are strangers!
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Been up The IKEA.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Been up The IKEA.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A month after Peter died I discovered he was still logged in to the Twitter account of a company that fired him the year before... So I posted some home truths about the management.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A month after Peter died I discovered he was still logged in to the Twitter account of a company that fired him the year before... So I posted some home truths about the management.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
We're both old enough to think of this when we smell Germolene.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
We're both old enough to think of this when we smell Germolene.
Careful what you wish for!
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Careful what you wish for!
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
They should put this behind the 1st door on every advent calendar!!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They should put this behind the 1st door on every advent calendar!!!
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!