Matt Wilson
@thismattwilson.bsky.social
Pet person. Programmer. Will add things as I think of them.
We've seen a lot of a particular tactical pivot from "I know exactly what happened" during the initial presentation and "there's an ongoing investigation and I don't think we should be pre-judging the outcome" when the questions start.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
We've seen a lot of a particular tactical pivot from "I know exactly what happened" during the initial presentation and "there's an ongoing investigation and I don't think we should be pre-judging the outcome" when the questions start.
Ignoring everything else, if I were one of the other guys in that scrum, I'd be pretty annoyed that somebody fired a gun into it. Again, ignoring everything else, that seems like very poor gun safety.
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ignoring everything else, if I were one of the other guys in that scrum, I'd be pretty annoyed that somebody fired a gun into it. Again, ignoring everything else, that seems like very poor gun safety.
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Hang on .. I'm not American. Never mind.
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Hang on .. I'm not American. Never mind.
That's very passive-aggressive.
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
That's very passive-aggressive.
I don't understand what most of those people have to offer on the matter of real-estate. I mean ... Branson, sure, I reckon he'd know a thing or two. But Piers?
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I don't understand what most of those people have to offer on the matter of real-estate. I mean ... Branson, sure, I reckon he'd know a thing or two. But Piers?
I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords
Imelda Marcos allegedly declined her invitation, considering the whole affair to be gaudy and in poor taste.
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Imelda Marcos allegedly declined her invitation, considering the whole affair to be gaudy and in poor taste.
It's VERY random, isn't it? "Asma al-Assad regrets that she cannot attend on account of transport legalities, but she identifies with Melania's story and she sends her best wishes."
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 AM
It's VERY random, isn't it? "Asma al-Assad regrets that she cannot attend on account of transport legalities, but she identifies with Melania's story and she sends her best wishes."
"... and now, adding color, a group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati"
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"... and now, adding color, a group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati"
While there's still money there to grab, I guess.
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 AM
While there's still money there to grab, I guess.
If you do that on Grok, I hear you might get an offer in your DMs.
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 AM
If you do that on Grok, I hear you might get an offer in your DMs.
Check Ikea to see if they have any B-52s in stock. You might need a screwdriver to assemble it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Check Ikea to see if they have any B-52s in stock. You might need a screwdriver to assemble it.
Pretty sure that's "oblique"
July 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Pretty sure that's "oblique"
Or that time that Ted Cruz' dad popped JFK.
July 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Or that time that Ted Cruz' dad popped JFK.
So yeah ... when you come to Australia, there's going to be a whole "why does my burger have pineapple / beetroot" thing.
July 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
So yeah ... when you come to Australia, there's going to be a whole "why does my burger have pineapple / beetroot" thing.
Like that time he told them not to waste time on Obama's birth certitificate.
July 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Like that time he told them not to waste time on Obama's birth certitificate.
The Tomahawk attacks were 90% successful.
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Tomahawk attacks were 90% successful.
Been there. Twice in the last year. I get it.
June 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Been there. Twice in the last year. I get it.
Just issue bonds in zacdollars and you can print as many as you need.
June 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Just issue bonds in zacdollars and you can print as many as you need.
Looks comfortable to me!
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Looks comfortable to me!
I think that bird saw something important.
June 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I think that bird saw something important.
She preparing to make an announcement?
June 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
She preparing to make an announcement?