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Matt Wilson
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Pet person. Programmer. Will add things as I think of them.
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bodegacats.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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tashasev.bsky.social
Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today
An extremely round gray squirrel hunched over a nut in its paws, nibbling on its exterior. The squirrel’s tail is draped over its back, but looks small and sad because the squirrel is so big in comparison
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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redwellyfeats.bsky.social
It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.
Hugo the tabby cat, balancing on his hind legs on a window sill. His front paws are both reaching to the sky in a "put 'em up" "praise you" style. He is of course trying to murder me.
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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iankarmel.bsky.social
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
thismattwilson.bsky.social
Bob Dylan's gonna have this to sing about.
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
thismattwilson.bsky.social
Dammit!
January 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it
cat ignoring 3 bowls, text: tfw you have wet food and dry food and water but you want a secret fourth thing, something nobody has yet imagined or invented
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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australia.theguardian.com
Dream come true for Australian funnel web spider enthusiast after he discovers a new species
Dream come true for Australian funnel web spider enthusiast after he discovers a new species
Newcastle funnel-web spider’s last shared common ancestor with the Sydney funnel-web was 17 million years ago, experts say Kane Christensen’s passion is an arachnophobe’s nightmare. For two decades, he worked with deadly spiders at the Australian…
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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theonion.com
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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officialvern.bsky.social
January 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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neffleppard.bsky.social
If they had just published it, fewer people would have seen it 😂😂.
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thismattwilson.bsky.social
I haven't even listened to this yet, but I know it's good.
December 30, 2024 at 8:59 AM
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theshovel.bsky.social
Dogs Begin Planning Resolutions for Next 7 Years
Dogs Begin Planning Resolutions for Next 7 Years — The Shovel
Saying he wanted 2025 to be the best seven years of his life, French Bulldog Trevor was today putting together a list of things he wanted to do differently.
theshovel.com.au
December 30, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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theonion.com
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM