Daphne S
thisreporter.bsky.social
Daphne S
@thisreporter.bsky.social
traditionally Frey-yard-signed house in my neighborhood has flipped to Jazz, seems like a good sign!
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
love how my wife sneezes with the wrong vowels. “uh-CHEH,” “ah-CHEE,” get outta here
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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WCK can use your donations. They are on the ground in Gaza, doing what they can in the face of a staggering and ongoing crime against humanity.
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
saw a guy on LinkedIn today posting about how he achieves "world-class sleep"
July 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
even though i now have central air and money to pay for it, my summer routine is still so strongly shaped by the childhood mandate to Never Do Anything To Heat Up The House
July 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Saturday: DFL Ward 12 convention. Sunday: May Day parade. Hard to imagine a weekend more steeped in South Minneapolisness.
May 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i wrote about the latest AI sad sack everybody’s dunking on and how it feels to be on either side of AI-mediated communication (bad!)
theapproach.substack.com/p/never-thin...
Never think alone
An AI rant? Well, yes, a bit of an AI rant.
theapproach.substack.com
April 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
learned something extremely fucked up today
April 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the people of Asheville have 1) an incredible number of dogs per capita and 2) the cheerful assumption that you as a visitor will want to meet each of them
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dog just barfed up a single wood chip. Mysteries abound
March 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"I'm an impenetrable professional with expertise working with different companies." — first line of a (seemingly fake) LinkedIn profile that wants to connect with me
February 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Got our dog's DNA tested for fun and it came back 50% boxer (obvious), 8% chow (hm, ok), and 42% "i dunno, probably a lot of things? lol"
January 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
can always tell the work stress is building up when i find myself continually exhaling as if very gently through a straw
January 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dreamed that i was having an intense argument with a stranger whose tiny dog was chomping my arm and when things started getting personal i called him a “geriatric boy”
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
accidentally swapped boots (same model, wrong size) with someone at the gym and when the gym sent an email, TWO people came forward claiming they had my boots
January 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dazzling cold day, sun brilliant with malevolence, gloating at the trick that ought to be impossible: shedding so much light with so little expenditure of heat
January 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wildly beautiful gospel quartet performance captured in 1960s Yugoslavia; when you’re in the middle of it you feel like you may have been listening for 2 minutes or 20, aren’t sure where it may take you next & are already sad that it might end

youtu.be/MqYuBfg20Tc
The Golden Gate Quartet - Hush
YouTube video by SbrPL
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
in this weather the dog needs to stand in the middle of the yard barking at the cold for a minute or two before she resolves herself to go and pee
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
3-degree January day makes you feel alive in the moment but 30-degree January day makes you feel life is more permanently possible
January 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Maybe a coincidence but I think I just heard a blue jay imitating the "safe to open lid" noise of my InstantPot
January 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM