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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
Currently, Donny’s only focus is on passing his next cognitive exam. And not dying before his ballroom is finished.
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Could it be possible that one of the reddest of red states may be the one to break the irrational fear that TACO trump has over the republicans.
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Antifa is a dire threat to our American whites…rights. Not as much as Aunt Jemima, but close.”
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I guess that no one at Disney has ever heard of Internet Rule 34.
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who knows. Could it be possible that the reddest of red states may be the one to break the irrational fear that TACO trump has over the republicans.
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The only thing I can think is that this jackass is confusing A.I. with mRNA research.
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The stock market is up because of the inane belief that the A.I. companies circle jerk will continue and not collapse when they run out of the money to loan each other in order to pay off the bills that they owe each other.
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The rumor I heard is that when trump first saw the prize he said, “ it looks just like the MRI of my brain, which is the best brain, that doctors showed me after I aced the cognitive, unlike every other president who never even took the test …”
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A contested Democratic primary which will receive outsized news coverage could only be considered bad by republicans and the WaPo political desk, which are mostly the same thing.
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
She’ll be gone once she finds out that the blood money is gone. Last I saw, this cretin was offering self-defense lessons for $50 a pop.
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bet that Donny will try to insist on Bolsonaro being on the Board.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Depends on the cargo being carried I’m guessing.
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Positive things for the country”
So how many ballrooms and arch de Trump does he plan on building ?
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Lately, it’s becoming harder to tell when Donny’s suffering from dementia or is just being his usual ignorant and stupid self.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I remember when Virginia was Orioles country. Disdained Maryland and cheered on the Orioles.

A lifelong O’s fan from Virginia.
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can a New Yorker explain to us outsiders if there’s a R controlled district that Lander could have run in instead of going after another Democrat?
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mike purposely stays uninformed so when he states that he doesn’t know about or heard about any topic then he’s not lying to the questioner.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Isn’t this the guy who had an apartment installed for his family at his department’s HQ? Or am I thinking of another one of trump’s grifting buddies.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m not a fan of his due to his sexism and racism. If I want to watch a good movie from him I’ll watch a John Woo or Sammo Hung film instead.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not sure if he was from the video store, but Tarantino’s first three and best scripts were co written with Roger Avary.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’d use no book at all. It’s not needed to swear an oath to anything.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When doing a charm offensive, it would probably help more if most of these people had some type of charm or a least a human like personality.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Donald J. Trump: The most craptivating…captivating orator alive.
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If farmers are starting to do really well, why do they need help right now, Donny?
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a phone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a phone
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM