zhomas teitner
@thomaszeitner.bsky.social
bringing my blue bird bullshit to the blue sky territory
this is 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this is 60 minutes
bari weiss is every roy sibling from succession smashed into one body.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
bari weiss is every roy sibling from succession smashed into one body.
the exhaustive list of things i will advertise for free -
1. bands
1. bands
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the exhaustive list of things i will advertise for free -
1. bands
1. bands
just an amateur cat enthusiast with dreams of the big time
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
just an amateur cat enthusiast with dreams of the big time
there was a really great 30 rock gag when avery was reading news propaganda for north korea, and one of the stories was "you've had enough to eat."
Opinion | Actually, today’s food prices are a bargain
Measure the time needed to earn the money to pay for a meal. That’s what matters.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
there was a really great 30 rock gag when avery was reading news propaganda for north korea, and one of the stories was "you've had enough to eat."
lando: that presidential library is operational!
The Obama Center will open in June, former President Barack Obama announced this week. blockclubchi.co/4ow4WuI
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
lando: that presidential library is operational!
the duality of man
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the duality of man
rehearsing this song with liz and alex for liz's aloft show on the 14th.
the weepies sneak a perfect eight -word love story into the lyrics.
"deer might fly. why not? i met you."
the weepies sneak a perfect eight -word love story into the lyrics.
"deer might fly. why not? i met you."
The Weepies - All That I Want (Audio)
YouTube video by nettwerkbackstage
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
rehearsing this song with liz and alex for liz's aloft show on the 14th.
the weepies sneak a perfect eight -word love story into the lyrics.
"deer might fly. why not? i met you."
the weepies sneak a perfect eight -word love story into the lyrics.
"deer might fly. why not? i met you."
tonight we buck the odds; win friends with salad
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
tonight we buck the odds; win friends with salad
watching the batman in parts, like the irishman
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
watching the batman in parts, like the irishman
my friend is obsessed with the game MÖRK BORG, so this is how we roll now.
I guess this is probably the best day for posting the drawing I did for The Mountain Goats demo track 'The Ultimate Jedi Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones'.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my friend is obsessed with the game MÖRK BORG, so this is how we roll now.
cuomo spent so much fuckin money just to lose to mandani twice.
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
cuomo spent so much fuckin money just to lose to mandani twice.
dick cheney, moments before passing:
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
dick cheney, moments before passing:
liz + the baguettes will be the musical guest at aloft's sanctuary cabaret this saturday!
Sanctuary Cabaret
See the best circus artists in Chicago, and visiting guests from around the world, present their circus acts their way--no theme to perform to, no larger show concept--just their pure artistic vision....
www.ticketleap.events
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
liz + the baguettes will be the musical guest at aloft's sanctuary cabaret this saturday!
no seriously fuck ice
Practically every day we encounter someone who still has no idea ICE shot and killed someone in Chicago already. This happened before many people tuned in (and many have already tuned out again).
Candles, candy and colorful flowers adorned the ofrenda, or altar, that a couple of dozen people helped build Saturday to honor Silverio Villegas González, the man shot and killed by an ICE agent in northwest suburban Franklin Park nearly two months ago.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
no seriously fuck ice
liz + the baguettes update:
we're returning to gallery cabaret (2020 n oakley) saturday at 11:00 pm. no zach, so this is your chance to hear songs in ways they may never be performed again. we'll also be doing julie&/butterbean songs.
the tip bucket will benefit CyclingxSolidarity.
we're returning to gallery cabaret (2020 n oakley) saturday at 11:00 pm. no zach, so this is your chance to hear songs in ways they may never be performed again. we'll also be doing julie&/butterbean songs.
the tip bucket will benefit CyclingxSolidarity.
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
liz + the baguettes update:
we're returning to gallery cabaret (2020 n oakley) saturday at 11:00 pm. no zach, so this is your chance to hear songs in ways they may never be performed again. we'll also be doing julie&/butterbean songs.
the tip bucket will benefit CyclingxSolidarity.
we're returning to gallery cabaret (2020 n oakley) saturday at 11:00 pm. no zach, so this is your chance to hear songs in ways they may never be performed again. we'll also be doing julie&/butterbean songs.
the tip bucket will benefit CyclingxSolidarity.
i believe, and outkast agrees with me, that ice cold takes are better than hot takes.
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i believe, and outkast agrees with me, that ice cold takes are better than hot takes.
reading the nspm-7
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
reading the nspm-7
or portugal the astro-man?
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
or portugal the astro-man?
homey checking in
All the homies are saying fuck ice
October 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
homey checking in
#thisnextsong rhymes "life is unfair" with "she's the heart of the funfair"
October 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#thisnextsong rhymes "life is unfair" with "she's the heart of the funfair"
Reposted by zhomas teitner
taking over the whole dining room
September 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
taking over the whole dining room
lyta better have an alibi for today, because she doesn't miss
violence is fine when they do it, in fact it isn’t violence, and also we did it
September 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lyta better have an alibi for today, because she doesn't miss