Future Schmendrick
@thotandchaser.bsky.social
private intellectual
he/him
he/him
I’m not ready for the reveal that it’s prob Whittaker who supports ICE
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I’m not ready for the reveal that it’s prob Whittaker who supports ICE
I downloaded it and immediately saw straight antisemitism but also nothing that even resembled a TikTok replacement?
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I downloaded it and immediately saw straight antisemitism but also nothing that even resembled a TikTok replacement?
Nowhere has an immigration problem
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Nowhere has an immigration problem
No they’ll pause during the tournament like when colleges bus the unhoused to hotels/casinos during graduation
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
No they’ll pause during the tournament like when colleges bus the unhoused to hotels/casinos during graduation
Nope, try again
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Nope, try again
It’ll be successful bec of GoT in the way that Threads is “successful” because of Instagram
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 AM
It’ll be successful bec of GoT in the way that Threads is “successful” because of Instagram
And brining it in pickle brine!
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
And brining it in pickle brine!
Netflix finding out the hard way how little money there is in trying to become YouTube
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Netflix finding out the hard way how little money there is in trying to become YouTube
Once you’ve seen one TikTok about the insidious origins of common idioms, you become what I have become. Don’t recommend it but you’re welcome
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Once you’ve seen one TikTok about the insidious origins of common idioms, you become what I have become. Don’t recommend it but you’re welcome
We don’t need to fire Sirianni, just take away his power like after 2023
January 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
We don’t need to fire Sirianni, just take away his power like after 2023
Having a Bluesky account just to get dunked on is weird
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Having a Bluesky account just to get dunked on is weird
Boomers here need this much more urgently
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Boomers here need this much more urgently
That’s about what Verizon’s better service (Visible) costs today, brother!
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 AM
That’s about what Verizon’s better service (Visible) costs today, brother!
He’s too weird to do anything remotely likable ever
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
He’s too weird to do anything remotely likable ever