Future Schmendrick
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A Batman villain named the Puzzler, whose whole thing is being way too into the NYT games app
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A Batman villain named the Puzzler, whose whole thing is being way too into the NYT games app
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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To pay off stadium bonds, Chiefs-related new spending would need to be $2.7B a year — for a team whose total revenue is less than a quarter of that. Each and every Chiefs fan would need to spend an extra $4,000 per game for Kansas to break even.
How Kansas governor claims $4B Chiefs stadium subsidy will cost “no new taxes,” and whether this makes any damn sense
Judging from my email, the proposed Kansas City Chiefs stadium deal with the state of Kansas has set off a wave of cognitive dissonance among sports fans and taxpayers: Gov. Laura Kelly says that the ...
www.fieldofschemes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
To pay off stadium bonds, Chiefs-related new spending would need to be $2.7B a year — for a team whose total revenue is less than a quarter of that. Each and every Chiefs fan would need to spend an extra $4,000 per game for Kansas to break even.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
@mattufford.bsky.social As a fellow tape delay guy, I could not feel more seen by your take on Amazon’s annoying reload thing for NFL
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@mattufford.bsky.social As a fellow tape delay guy, I could not feel more seen by your take on Amazon’s annoying reload thing for NFL
As a self-accepting annoying person the golden rule is fucking perilous to practice
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
As a self-accepting annoying person the golden rule is fucking perilous to practice
A real Fell In Love With a Stripper moment for Carol Sturka this week
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A real Fell In Love With a Stripper moment for Carol Sturka this week
I regret to inform The Suburbs still hits
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I regret to inform The Suburbs still hits
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Why is the hardest thing in the world telling some random person who wants to give your dog a treat no
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why is the hardest thing in the world telling some random person who wants to give your dog a treat no
Tom Brady is John from Cincinnati, only weirder
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tom Brady is John from Cincinnati, only weirder
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Is there a bigger oxymoron than Ally Bank
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is there a bigger oxymoron than Ally Bank
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"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Love James Austin Johnson but Marcelo Hernandez should be Trump
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Love James Austin Johnson but Marcelo Hernandez should be Trump
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social the ultraprocessed food people tricked The Daily Show/Nick Offerman into shilling their bullshit 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social the ultraprocessed food people tricked The Daily Show/Nick Offerman into shilling their bullshit 🙃
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
@support.bsky.team hey every time I watch a video I get locked into fullscreen and have to force quit
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@support.bsky.team hey every time I watch a video I get locked into fullscreen and have to force quit
@harrisfootball.com these new video ads on the deep shot site are super junky
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@harrisfootball.com these new video ads on the deep shot site are super junky
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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Gen V is nearly useless. Telling the least ambitious story possible
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Gen V is nearly useless. Telling the least ambitious story possible
@davidjroth.bsky.social why do you follow @lylerubin.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social why do you follow @lylerubin.bsky.social
Is that Beau Bridges or an animatronic disney president
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is that Beau Bridges or an animatronic disney president