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threetails.bsky.social
Sword Vixen On Hiatus
@threetails.bsky.social
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Fox furry femme fatale. Displaced American in Cologne Germany.
Digital and film #photography. #HEMA & #medieval reenactment.
Buddhist. On hiatus for prayer and meditation until further notice.
Languages: 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇪🇸🇩🇪
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"The Flight To Bohemia," published in the @furryhistficsoc.bsky.social anthology "The Wideness of the World," available from @tfpublishing.bsky.social
Cover of "The Wideness of the World: an Early Modern Anthology" from the Furry Historical Fiction Society.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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If you see this, post a horse. 🐴
Near Tonopah, NV September 2007.
#photography #wildlife #horse
A wild horse drinking from a desert hot spring at sunset
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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I went out in the snow today. It was snowing pretty hard in Cologne.
From a train platform, looking toward the Colonius tower in the distance. Alter Markt, looking toward Cologne Cathedral Alter Markt, looking toward the old town hall Looking down a suburban street in Cologne
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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What could have been...
A fake post from François Rabelais that reads: Shittard, Squirtard, Crackard, Turdous, Thy bung Hath flung Some dung On us: Filthard, Cackard, Stinkard, St. Antony's fire seize on thy toane (bone?), If thy Dirty Dounby Thou do not wipe, ere thou be gone.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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US level vs Europe Level
US level 107 Europe level 24
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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So now that Europe has failed to respond with any urgency to Trump's 1939 moment, the US is making its plans for the future manifestly clear. @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu stop being so timid! There is a madman on the loose and he's about to attack Europe!
A tweet from Katie Miller, wife of Trump's propaganda minister Stephen Miller. It shows Greenland in the colors of the US flag with the text "SOON."
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Well as long as it's this part.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Meme: "The I Hate Globohomo Starter Pack" A picture of Jake Paul looking scared is labeled "Peak Masculinity." An AI picture of Jesus is labeled "Real art (not degenerate because you just generated it)." A picture of Trump's tacky oval office is labeled "Make everything neoclassical." A photo of Trump with Epstein is labeled "your based allies against elite pedophiles." A roll of toilet paper is labeled "stop wipin ur azz dats gay." A picture of a burning Tesla is labeled "public transit rewards laziness!"
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I could have done much worse.
Your 2026 word: Based
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Reminds me of a thing I wrote.
The Curse of Kek I still remember the day you called upon me. Ironically of course. Your irony pleased me. For so long only dry academics knew me. You gave me life again. Gave me an avatar. A frog drenched in irony, a happy go lucky fellow turned to a symbol of hate. I taught you my magic. I reveled in your endless irony. You called it "shit posting." "Meme magic." You sought power by summoning me. I gave you exactly what you wanted. But you forget, I am a god of chaos. And chaos abhors power. When the power was not yours, I was on your side. But now you bore me, your power offends me. So I found a new avatar. A new shape. A carnival costume, my sacred vestments. An inflatable frog that stands for everything you don't. Now your enemies shitpost me. Now they feed my hunger for irony. I enjoyed giving you what you wanted. And I will enjoy kicking you down. Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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How do I possibly choose 4 of my best photos from this year?
Looking out of an old medieval window towards a church A train races past a platform in a blur A church on a hillside covered in fireweed The skyline of Cologne, backlit with dramatic clouds.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Ooh that cooked up nice!
Cooked candied yams
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Making candied yams for my German roommates. They've never had this before!
A casserole dish with sweet potatoes, margarine, brown sugar, nutmeg, ginger, and cinnamon about to go in the oven
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This is the best version:
Oil floats on water 1) wait for it to rain Human skin is already oily May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway" incident
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I don't have a single "absolutely" because the number of places that would tolerate someone like me is subject to change rapidly, and not in my favor.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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OK but how do you feel about problematic ships?
A Russian Popovka Class warship, which was round and slow and hard to steer. Very problematic in naval battles.
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Sticker of Jerry from Tom and Jerry. He's got a stoned expression and is saying "Schiese was is pasiert" (roughly "shid wut happun?")
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I caught the evening sun through the windows of this ruin just in time to seem as if someone was home!
Phone photo.
#digitalphotography #smartphonepic #photography #germany #drachenfels
Looking up at a ruined castle keep. The windows seem gold from sunlight on the other side.
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"How will you enter 2026?"

Me:
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Went up to Drachenfells today. It was very nice but I must recommend taking the cog railway if you can (it was closed for the holidays). Film photos to come in the next few weeks, meanwhile here are my best phone photos.
Schloss Drachenburg from the Kölner Weg during a colorful sunset. Looking south from Drachenfells over the Rhine. It is a hazy evening with a colorful sky
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The sorcerors' city has some of the most eerily beautiful background art I have ever seen. Like a stately European fantasy city but "off" in just the right way. A city of deep evil that hides behind aesthetic and decor.
Tall domed buildings and skyscrapers under a blue sky. They crowd each other chaotically, each building in harmony only with itself but not with each other. Styles differ radically. In the front right looks to be an Egyptian obelisk. In the center, something more like an Italian Baroque church with a green dome. A neoclassical/baroque cityscape. The buildings are slightly uncanny. One red building has a sky bridge that looks out of place. There are creatures flying above and statues of demons here and there.
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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That's easy. Typically something like this. A ladies' watch with Arabic numerals on a round face, decent value for money, bonus if it has a light up dial. Timex is acceptable. I don't spend much on watches.
A Timex watch with a round dial, silver bezel, and simple brown strap.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Welcome Back Artists! 📷🎞️🥳

Quote post with an old piece you still like!
A black and white photo of a tree in Richmond Park, Surrey UK, reflecting on the water of a pond. Pentax K1000 Ilford HP5+ Spring 2004
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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She's purring so loud
A gray tortoiseshell cat curled up in a cozy ball on a pillow
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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For this festive season may I offer you some foxes loafing in the snow?
Two fluffy foxes loafing in the snow facing right A fox loafing in the snow facing the camera plus the tail of another. Lone fox loafing in the snow
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM