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@throckey.bsky.social
Aspiring failure, grandfather, and fondue fan.
I mean those bitches get all hopped up on their venti carmel macchiatos, and they can take some revenge on a guy all dressed up in body armor and tactical accoutrements, you gotta be masked up.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Maybe it's a portal to a different space time dimension.
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
You people think I'm kidding. Like Venezuela, Texas is a failed petro state run by monsters who have undermined their election integrity and failed to safeguard the safety of their citizens, who aren't even foreigners!

These are US citizens who need to be saved from petty would be dictators.
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Concur. I feel like we've re-signed our soul.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That's a mindblower of a book, but I'm calling bs on it as a source for Tolkienalysis.

Mind you the Yddrasil stuff was in the literature at Tolkien's time, but Price's work is much later.
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Well, define "traditional masculinity." I mean we have toxic masculinity amping itself up and claiming to be "traditional" but that's just the usual conservative tactic trying to appropriate "tradition" as a legitimizing quality, instead of an intent to make the same mistake twice on purpose.
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes it is. I have a mathematical proof based on the writings of Marcus Aurelias, who would know about Christmas, having preceded it by generations.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm kinda with you on the fountain pens.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM