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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 2d

The American Psychological Association points out that Mariners fanhood is still not as delusional as longing for a Seattle NBA franchise.

I mean at least there's a chance with the M's...

The Needling @theneedling.com · 2d

DSM-5 Now Includes Mariners Fanhood as a Legitimate Form of Depression: tinyurl.com/5e8a65zt

Man sitting on couch with head in hands with therapist holding clipboard reading "Mariners fan 25 years YIKES"

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 2d

But they had the cutest little outfits!

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 9d

Not to mansplain, but technically it's a "neck vulva."

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 12d

That was a crazy play.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 17d

They fear the Needling.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 17d

Thank god they haven't broken out the accordions

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17d

Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 19d

Some guys just don't know how to help a gal. I always tip with gift certificates to Chick-fil-A, so that they can get themselves a yummy sandwich and maybe meet a decent Christian man like myself, who will let them dance for me, while making me a yummy sandwich for free. That's being an ally!

The Needling @theneedling.com · 20d

Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc

Smug looking man with an eyebrow raised putting $25 Seattle Democracy Vouchers into a stripper's red thong

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 24d

Ever since 1981, when I went there for books from my Humanities syllabus.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 24d

To be fair, I lose the better part of a day every time I get lured in there.

The Needling @theneedling.com · 24d

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 27d

At least isn't the whole "I must not fear, fear is the mime-killer" thing.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 27d

He's more like Pig Testes Rockefeller, you know, sort of trying to be something classy like Oysters Rockefeller, but at the end of the day, he's a mouthful of pig balls.

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · 27d

Yeah well the EatYourFuckingVegetablesian Republic is going to smack both of these guy's heads together.

The Onion @theonion.com · 27d

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 23

To be fair, can anyone say "acetaminophen?"

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 23

It's overrated. I'm going for ice cream instead.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 23

Taking a couple of Tylenol before painting this morning. I heard it will make me artistic.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 21

He certainly seems to have come from somewhere back in New Orleans' long ago, today, if you know what I mean, which would be great, cause I don't even.

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 21

Okay, I lied. I'm sitting at home, watching football, and waiting on Amazon to exchange some truck parts, but if I owned a cute sweater, I would be out Fall bitching like there's no tomorrow.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 21

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I am a fall bitch, trading out my Carhartt shirt for a turtleneck sweater and adding cinnamon to my coffee before heading out to buy the best gourds.

The Needling @theneedling.com · Sep 21

Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/yc574b4r

Woman in turtleneck sweater holding gray mug looking out window at gray weather with look of happy satisfaction on face

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 20

Looks like you've taken a shopping cart into the Heart of Swedish.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 20

Can you develop some animated character cartoons? I'm not picky, Hot Rat Summer could be the new Steamboat Willie.

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 20

So is it a "Do a little dance, buy a little food, get down tonight" or "Shake-shake-shake, shake-shake-shake, shake your zucchini" kind of groove?

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 17

Well, I guess if you're a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, you can just go fuck yourself because there won't be a midnight train going anywhere.

Go ahead and stop believing any time now people.

The Needling @theneedling.com · Sep 17

Midnight Light Rail Test Last Time It Will Ever Run That Late: tinyurl.com/45xm34js

Light rail train crossing floating bridge across Lake Washington at midnight

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Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 11

"Content moderation is totally worth it" says satiric website, as it's content slowly gets moderated out of view.

The Needling @theneedling.com · Sep 10

Bluesky took down our CK post. Still up on the other socials.

Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · Sep 10

They’ve already started a GoFundMe for the 2nd Amendment. And the gun.

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 11

I wore a tuxedo jacket over a linen shirt, figuring my jacket should be black for "cocktail" to go with the LBD (Little Black Dress)

Fondue Forks @throckey.bsky.social · Sep 7

Dude, you could hire Old Testament God to coach the team and he wouldn't be able to make a difference.

The problem is the organization.