Brandon Hyde’s mind garden
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Baltimore
Terrible fucking call, rodgers might have been down but he didn’t have a hand on that ball by then
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Terrible fucking call, rodgers might have been down but he didn’t have a hand on that ball by then
Ravens need to figure out how to not have so many empty seats it’s a bad fucking look
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ravens need to figure out how to not have so many empty seats it’s a bad fucking look
Halfway through Literally none of the one liners in Stripes are funny but the physical comedy is off the charts. 3 stooges level
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Halfway through Literally none of the one liners in Stripes are funny but the physical comedy is off the charts. 3 stooges level
The Detroit pizza pan has paid for itself several times over
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The Detroit pizza pan has paid for itself several times over
I love that the orioles just have a spreadsheet that tells them to claims a career minor league .247 hitter who had -0.7 war in 70 abs last season off waivers
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love that the orioles just have a spreadsheet that tells them to claims a career minor league .247 hitter who had -0.7 war in 70 abs last season off waivers
Don’t want to hear any more about marylands budget crisis while “$125 million renovation to Rooney family racehorse farm” is still a line item
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Don’t want to hear any more about marylands budget crisis while “$125 million renovation to Rooney family racehorse farm” is still a line item
There’s really a lot of healthy foods you can eat to make your stool look like you have upper GI bleeding
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There’s really a lot of healthy foods you can eat to make your stool look like you have upper GI bleeding
What are you supposed to say about a coach with one sweet 16 (in a season the team was ranked #2 in the preseason and as late as mid February; they got blown out by Kansas) who quit a month into his 11th season
Four years ago today, Mark Turgeon stepped down as head coach at Maryland.
What is your fondest memory of the Mark Turgeon era at Maryland? ⬇️
What is your fondest memory of the Mark Turgeon era at Maryland? ⬇️
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What are you supposed to say about a coach with one sweet 16 (in a season the team was ranked #2 in the preseason and as late as mid February; they got blown out by Kansas) who quit a month into his 11th season
Feels like angel dust is a band no one feels strongly about either way
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Feels like angel dust is a band no one feels strongly about either way
Thinking about making a spice bag by dumping a curry brick and chick fil a Polynesian sauce on a rofo tender box
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Thinking about making a spice bag by dumping a curry brick and chick fil a Polynesian sauce on a rofo tender box
You talked to Whomst?
Ryan Helsley said he talked to Andrew Kittredge, Tyler O'Neill, Dylan Carlson, Jack Flaherty, Kyle Gibson about Orioles.
"All the stuff I heard and all the positive feedback I got helped make this decision easy."
"All the stuff I heard and all the positive feedback I got helped make this decision easy."
In a Zoom call with reporters, Ryan Helsley said the Orioles talked to him about being their closer in 2026.
Helsley said other teams he spoke to also had closer openings. But he liked the opportunity in Baltimore and had heard good things from former teammates who played here.
Helsley said other teams he spoke to also had closer openings. But he liked the opportunity in Baltimore and had heard good things from former teammates who played here.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You talked to Whomst?
Look I like the Helsley signing but it’s kind of funny one of the all time penny pinching general managers is signing his 2nd expensive closer in 3 years
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Look I like the Helsley signing but it’s kind of funny one of the all time penny pinching general managers is signing his 2nd expensive closer in 3 years
Helsley was a pretty awful with the Mets last year but hey that’s what the analytics guys are for right
And he’s a lot closer to his peak than Kimbrel (plus they’re due for one to work out)
And he’s a lot closer to his peak than Kimbrel (plus they’re due for one to work out)
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Helsley was a pretty awful with the Mets last year but hey that’s what the analytics guys are for right
And he’s a lot closer to his peak than Kimbrel (plus they’re due for one to work out)
And he’s a lot closer to his peak than Kimbrel (plus they’re due for one to work out)
Nytimes on an all timer the last few days with the “how Tim Walz allowed social services fraud to happen from the Somali community (source DOJ)” story
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Nytimes on an all timer the last few days with the “how Tim Walz allowed social services fraud to happen from the Somali community (source DOJ)” story
I love that the ravens need to score 2 extra times to win
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love that the ravens need to score 2 extra times to win
Unfortunately for us and the rest of the league this will be the year the bullshit ravens win the Super Bowl
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Unfortunately for us and the rest of the league this will be the year the bullshit ravens win the Super Bowl
Turns out forward motion is cancelled out if your hand is too sticky
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Turns out forward motion is cancelled out if your hand is too sticky
(Catching up on the Gonzaga score from last night): man I’d hate to be a street sign in Spokane tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
(Catching up on the Gonzaga score from last night): man I’d hate to be a street sign in Spokane tonight
Thinking about how much it rocks to eat rice and some kind of saucy noodle at the same time. Mac salad and rice is beautiful. Starch my shit up.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thinking about how much it rocks to eat rice and some kind of saucy noodle at the same time. Mac salad and rice is beautiful. Starch my shit up.
Going after Imai would be awesome. But because he’s so much of a wild card he can’t be your only big pitching move at this point
After the Tomoyuki Sugano experience, Orioles are ramping up efforts to sign Japanese players.
“We’ve demonstrated we can be a destination, and we’re going to keep working on that.”
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
“We’ve demonstrated we can be a destination, and we’re going to keep working on that.”
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Mike Elias says Orioles are ramping up efforts to sign Japanese players
“Last year was a start, but we have scouts in the front office who are experienced in Asia,” Elias said. “They make multiple trips a year.”
www.thebanner.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Going after Imai would be awesome. But because he’s so much of a wild card he can’t be your only big pitching move at this point
Wes Moore made a commercial with this guy for some reason
Reminder: Republicans love "court packing" when it suits them:
Last week Utah Gov. Spencer Cox appointed anti-abortion culture war zealot John Nielsen to the state supreme court, & may now expand the court to create a majority more favorable to Republican legislators: www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
Last week Utah Gov. Spencer Cox appointed anti-abortion culture war zealot John Nielsen to the state supreme court, & may now expand the court to create a majority more favorable to Republican legislators: www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wes Moore made a commercial with this guy for some reason
Crazy that taharka still doesn’t seal their ice cream pints
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Crazy that taharka still doesn’t seal their ice cream pints
Trying to understand the fucking Jurassic park rebirth timeline, no fucking clue how anyone understands what the hell is going on in a marvel
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trying to understand the fucking Jurassic park rebirth timeline, no fucking clue how anyone understands what the hell is going on in a marvel
Yeah sure non tender a pitcher who’s been nothing but great for us
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yeah sure non tender a pitcher who’s been nothing but great for us
Where can you get a turkey breast with skin on without deboning it yourself
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Where can you get a turkey breast with skin on without deboning it yourself