thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence)
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
“I want to assure our viewing audience makes no mistake: this quarterback room for Indianapolis is
deeply
deeply shitty.”
deeply
deeply shitty.”
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“I want to assure our viewing audience makes no mistake: this quarterback room for Indianapolis is
deeply
deeply shitty.”
deeply
deeply shitty.”
the nail file was chewed
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the nail file was chewed
Undefeated
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Undefeated
2QB nfl fantasy league update: 7-7 (eliminated)
I at one point traded for Jacoby brissett
I at one point traded for Jacoby brissett
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
2QB nfl fantasy league update: 7-7 (eliminated)
I at one point traded for Jacoby brissett
I at one point traded for Jacoby brissett
as a person who watches football through the lens of my own team
much credit to Ohio state for hanging in there with this juggernaut
much credit to Ohio state for hanging in there with this juggernaut
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
as a person who watches football through the lens of my own team
much credit to Ohio state for hanging in there with this juggernaut
much credit to Ohio state for hanging in there with this juggernaut
SPACK’d
(I’ve been beating the drum for Purdue to get him back since they jettisoned Danny Hope. They chose the wrong mustache to succeed Tiller)
(I’ve been beating the drum for Purdue to get him back since they jettisoned Danny Hope. They chose the wrong mustache to succeed Tiller)
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
SPACK’d
(I’ve been beating the drum for Purdue to get him back since they jettisoned Danny Hope. They chose the wrong mustache to succeed Tiller)
(I’ve been beating the drum for Purdue to get him back since they jettisoned Danny Hope. They chose the wrong mustache to succeed Tiller)
They still haven’t made Texas play Mizzou since joining the SEC because they know Sarkisian has a bad matchup against Drink
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They still haven’t made Texas play Mizzou since joining the SEC because they know Sarkisian has a bad matchup against Drink
death note intro 1 vs The Letter
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
death note intro 1 vs The Letter
Four years since my masterpiece
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Four years since my masterpiece
Not the only Eagles take I got
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Not the only Eagles take I got
knockout
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
knockout
Ok ok one more. My personal favorite.
I have wasted my morning
I have wasted my morning
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ok ok one more. My personal favorite.
I have wasted my morning
I have wasted my morning
I was able to get grok to concede that Elon wouldn’t hold up in pass pro against Myles Garrett, but it definitely has some hot opinions on the Eagles
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I was able to get grok to concede that Elon wouldn’t hold up in pass pro against Myles Garrett, but it definitely has some hot opinions on the Eagles
Ok I promise I’m off the brain damage app after next Saturday but this was kind of fun
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ok I promise I’m off the brain damage app after next Saturday but this was kind of fun
PUT IN WILLIS
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
PUT IN WILLIS
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
RUN THE FLEXBONE
RUN OUT THE REST OF THE CLOCK
talk shit about me I’m gonna find where you live and I’ll clip through your house
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
talk shit about me I’m gonna find where you live and I’ll clip through your house
how it feels to successfully call a “nasty showdown” around people that don’t know it’s a pretty safe bet
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
how it feels to successfully call a “nasty showdown” around people that don’t know it’s a pretty safe bet
sorry one more cuz nobody posted this
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
sorry one more cuz nobody posted this
an underrated character in many big fight videos, Woman Yelling At The Concept Of This Fight, is well-represented here
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
an underrated character in many big fight videos, Woman Yelling At The Concept Of This Fight, is well-represented here
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
rank northwestern cowards
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
rank northwestern cowards
doing my part to make the world more utopian
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
doing my part to make the world more utopian